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@alanfryermedia Nah he'll make new pointless promises and you'll vote for him again

I give Carney a year. If the economy hasn’t improved, if housing remains out of reach for young Canadians, if major projects still haven’t transitioned from the paper they’re written on to shovels in the ground, his numbers will tank.

@learning_yohei American

As a Japanese person learning English, which one should I write?😵‍💫

@fakeaccou991 @imkapnkat But then they would see his face

@xZeroRewind @imkapnkat He can use his mouth

WTF kind of otherworldly shit was Kakashi doing as an Anbu for him to receive this level of glaze? Bro had ninja Jesus acting like paparazzi, im dead bruh💀😭

Poorly worded questions are the sign of a foolish instructor or proctor

@fakeaccou991 @imkapnkat Presumably he'd have to grow mouths on his hands and chest, and he doesn't have those

@imkapnkat Why the fuck kakashi did not copy didara’s jutsu !!!

@Sheepsidian @Den_the_Rube Fell asleep watching LEGO BATMAN? You dodged a train

@Den_the_Rube Lego Batman.

Went to see a movie with a girl. She fell asleep 15 minutes into the film. Afterwards, we went to a game bar she wanted to check out and she talked with virtually everyone who wasn't me. A few hours later, we went to Steak-n-Shake. Food was sub-par, milkshake was powdery. It was the first and last time I made a concerted effort to date her.

@melissacare01 Celebrities thinking people care about them

Because Taylor Swifts music will impact a war🙄

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet. Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages. So, like any reasonable rapper would do… He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them. And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of. And Afroman’s response? He dropped ANOTHER music video. In his own words: “Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.” They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like. And the best part? A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

It's a normal attitude as filler often goes against established canon and then breaks canon rules at times.

@krystalball There's a difference between "Not being worshipful" And "Openly celebrating"

Just remembering when hundreds of people were fired for not being sufficiently worshipful of Charlie Kirk after he was killed.

@HayaseMotors Yes

"do dish" means washing dishes?

@haruhiprophet Tourist

i went to daiso expecting anime figures or stuff and the entire store was just thing, japan

@Rach4Patriarchy @hell_line0 @MaxDashu That account spreads lies on the regular Ignore em

@hell_line0 @MaxDashu LIES

Banning pain meds because they are abortion adjacent is authoritarian male brutality against all women seeking healthcare.

@Nina7Infinity I read about it last night and just giggled

Is this the song they sued him for? I'm finally catching up to this story...

@harukaawake The wink at the end!

🇯🇵 A Japanese man explains how to draw a samurai sword in confined/narrow spaces. Very cool!

@yuzu_4ever For with much wisdom there is much sorrow; the more someone adds to knowledge, the more someone adds to grief.

i am always suspicious of people who claim to be smart but are miserable. if they really were that smart, they would have figured out how to live a joyous life.

@BatVibes These blue checks and their obvious statements...

Did you know Gym Leaders are intentionally holding back against you? • In Pokémon Origins, Brock asks Red how many badges he has. When Red says “zero,” Brock picks only TWO Pokémon. • The Levels: The first Gym Leader’s Pokémon are around Lv 12-15. The eighth is only Lv 45-50. You’re telling me one of the region’s strongest trainers only has mid-40s Pokémon… when the Elite Four is sitting at Lv 60+? • Larry: In Scarlet/Violet, Larry is BOTH a Gym Leader and an Elite Four member. As a Gym Leader he uses a pathetically weak Normal-type team. At the Elite Four he switches to a high-level Flying-type team. Same man. Two completely different power levels depending on his shift for the day. The game literally shows you he’s holding back. • The Confession: In Black 2 & White 2, Cheren (the first Gym Leader) straight-up says the Gym Leader job is tough because “If I had my usual partners…” - admitting he can’t use his real competitive team against new trainers. • The System: They stand in a building waiting for kids to walk in, use mono-type teams that are easy to counter. • The Real Challenge: Notice the Champion is the only fight with a full balanced multi-type team. Everything before that was staged. Every badge you earned was handed to you. The system was designed so you’d pass. You weren’t being tested - you were being trained. Does this change how you see every Gym battle?

@anime_ What a terrible dub

You know anime is peak when this is the first episode

@Apogee_Ent Zoma

Oh you’re a gamer? Name a final boss.

@Variety Go fuck yourself

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