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maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s sour cream. 🤣🤣

@sbarnett037 @930Club Thank you for your service.

no i don’t want to jump on a call i want to jump off a building

@svershbow I’ve picked up a bunch of cute linen pieces from Marshall’s/tjmaxx recently!

Shopping for a new all-linen wardrobe. It's going to be a hot summer.

Hillary Clinton moments after Trump was convicted: “Anything going on today?”

Has one syllable ever carried so much emotion?

Sorry I’m late boss I had to take 500 pictures and videos of my adorable senior dog snoozing in perfect morning sunshine

@svershbow He wants the thing! Give it to h!m!

What does he want???

@aprilfiet I am dreading it. Rewatching VEEP and pretending that’s my political reality.

Anyone else feel like they don't have the capacity to go through another presidential election season?

@wieajax @rules_of_izzy @BrunoJohn117 @agamemnus_dev @pili_art @Talk2UrMgr @trevorshowvan @badg_er @TableBoston “OP must know that someone has to pay the bill at the end of the day” yes but they reasonably believed that someone would be the insurance company, not the small business/restaurant.

@rules_of_izzy @BrunoJohn117 @agamemnus_dev @pili_art @Talk2UrMgr @trevorshowvan @badg_er @TableBoston Both can be disputed Via your bank or cc company. Online payments have a higher chargeback risk. OP must know that someone has to pay the bill at the end of day. The insurance company is definitely to blame here in my opinion but I get why the owner is pissed off.

@BicoastalKate @sewistwrites 😂😂😂

@sewistwrites Just saw this live again recently and wondered: if Tevye and Golde have been married for 25 years, why is their oldest child not yet 20? Clearly it was TRADITION to have children early and often…?

What’s the name of that feeling when you feel completely fine but also if you drop a piece of candy you were just about to eat that’s enough to make you ugly cry about all the bad shit from the last four years…. But like all at once?

@FINALLEVEL but how do you feel about being 83 down in the Sunday NYT crossword (and in two puzzles in one week)??

I realize this guy sucks and we shouldn't lionize people even if they are funny but you have to admit this is unfortunately the sickest fucking photo a person can have taken of them

@FatGirlvsWorld @altonbrown Since the Turkducken was popularized by Paul Prudhomme, I would suggest Cajun flavorings.

@FatGirlvsWorld @altonbrown I would do the surf (maybe salmon roulade) in the center then do the chicken/ duck/turkey layers.

If you are not offering at least 30% off during our sacred sale week, kindly get the fuck out of my inbox.

@P24films @DoctorJonPaul We hired a shuttle that was taking people to their hotels, supposed end at a set time, the final group of guests were having so much fun they pooled their cash to pay the driver to give them more time and take them home later!

I know this is sweet and innocent but I can’t stop laughing at the idea of a muppet going to war.

@coffeespoonie I originally saw this clip with the caption “rapid honk sheeps” and I lost it