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@Royals How bad does this team have to be before you clean house?

FINAL: Yankees 7, Royals 0

@royalsclubhouse I’ve never seen a team with so much talent be soooo bad

The #Royals are spending $21.7 million between Falter, India & Estevez. This is JJ Picollo’s fifth season. He also has NOTHING in AA or AAA. He loves Alec Zumwalt. How is this acceptable? Every team has multiple prospects in A Ball. Means nothing. Sick of Dayton Jr.

@Royals If this team had a manager and a legit closer, we’d be in the hunt still.

FINAL: Yankees 4, Royals 3

@VoughtIntl It was clearly some sick AI video. Whoever made it needs to feel his wrath.

A statement from Vought International.

@Royals Clean. House.

FINAL: Red Sox 7, Royals 1

@VoughtIntl @THR I hope he reboots the White House. President Calhoun hasn’t made a public appearance in weeks. VP Barrett is the only one we’ve seen. #86Calhoun

There’s only one man great enough to reboot the entire universe. And he was kind enough to sit down recently with @THR to discuss shelving Phases 7 through 19, and what comes next. Vought Studios has never been stronger with his creative vision!

@VoughtIntl @LiquidDeath I was just thinking I needed a drink. It’s like she can read my mind?!?

Today, we are proud to help introduce a new spokesperson for @liquiddeath – Ashley Barrett. Just like Homelander, she cares deeply about what Americans put in their bodies. Throw out your nut milk and treat yourself to an easy drinking sparkling energy – guaranteed to not explode your head! (NOTE: President Barrett was still Vice President at time of filming)

@VoughtIntl Starlighters love them some AI

Crime Analytics is aware of images circulating that appear to be red beams in locations around the world. And with our proprietary technology, Vought can confirm these are NOT heat vision rays, but merely AI-generated and/or UFOs. Homelander has been hard at work in New York and Washington D.C. and would never be reckless enough to fire into the sky like this!

@kcroyalstv @Royals I can’t wait to see Bobby’s spray chart and see the homerun dot midway to first base.

Denny's voice. Bobby's wheels. Kauffman's atmosphere.

@VoughtIntl If the local fish approve, so do I

As gas prices skyrocket, Deep has taken matters into his muscular hands. He’s worked with Vought Petroleum to open an eco-friendly pipeline in Alaskan waters that delivers gas to your tank and cash to your wallet. Deep says sea life is stoked with America’s Energy Independence!

@SasquatchVinnie I wish someone loved me as much as Salvy loves offspeed out of the zone.

This might be the craziest walk I’ve ever seen

@VoughtIntl I love their chemistry. You can tell Deep and Noir have a friendship that runs deeper (pun) than the podcast.

Sorry Manhandlers, no new episode today – Noir had a scheduling conflict and couldn’t record! So here’s a clip from a recent episode to tide you over. Stay strong, stay independent, stay sigma!

Inside info - Hawaiian Bros paid the Royals to sit Jac and Carter last night to get some of the heat off of them.

@Royals Fucking love this shit

FINAL: Royals 6, Guardians 2 #HEYHEYHEYHEY

@midwestern_ope WTF did we do to North Dakota?!!

@MLB If Salvy challenges it, just assume it’s a fact

Salvador Perez: fleet of foot AND nimble 😤

@Royals As a fan, I pray we keep the Crown Vision and fountain aesthetics.

We are proud to share our plans for the future of Royals baseball in downtown Kansas City and to begin a partnership that will last for generations to come. Read more: mlb.com/royals/news/ro…

@VoughtIntl My kid accidentally liked a Starlighter meme on my account. Can I get reward money for turning him in or do I need to just un-like it?

Internet trolls beware, your reckless behavior online will now have consequences! Moving forward, posting any unflattering Homelander memes will be flagged by Crime Analytics and you will have to answer for your crimes. Punishment may be even greater if you have also liked multiple Starlighter posts!

@Royals Didn’t feel the same without the Rex Hudler groan

Rallying in the 7th for the lead!

@SasquatchVinnie Season is early. We are, by the stats, hitting the ball well (EV + Hard Hit Rate)… it just ain’t landing. Starting pitching has been what we needed. Bullpen is concerning…. I’m at 2.6

On a scale of 1-10, 1 being not worried, 10 being worried, how do you feel about the Royals so far and why?