DECRYPTO

@anthonyfdshaw You really can’t wait 5 minutes while someone reverses into a spot? You in a hurry to get on the booze or what?

I'll never understand this obsession people have with reversing into spaces in empty car parks, holding up others in the process.

@MatSilk @Get_effed People are too thick to understand [football club] is a registered organisation/business

@Get_effed It's not the team (collective) announcing it, it's an organisation, which are always described in the first person singular

"[football team] is delighted to announce..." ITS FUCKING "ARE" AND I WILL DIE ON THIS FUCKING HILL

They’re not even hiding it anymore

@The_Real_Fly The “kid” still has billions. What about you?

Situational Awareness portfolio is +26% today. Welcome to Wall Street kid.

@TheLongInvest Didn’t the kid make the 22bn to start with?

I just think going forward Letting a kid manage $22 Billion is not the move.

@KiyanSo Could be Diego Milito part 2

Espi is very specialized. He lives in the box (15.4 box occupations per 90 — 96th percentile). Very good at sneaking behind defenders undetected. Purposeful off ball movement. Great work rate when it comes to pressing. Don’t expect him to do much outside the box but Real Madrid don’t need any more creators outside those target areas. Another out-of-nowhere Mourinho signing. In Mou we trust

Real Madrid moving differently. They’re building a dynasty.

@BULLOFBRITAIN No crying in the casino. Game’s game

POV: You're a soulless husk about to liquidate a $45B AUM to get a cheap entry on the biggest technological revolution stockbook.

@VAPELOUD2016 Thanks

@xdecrypto You’re not weird at all

Some creep at ITV definitely asked for this specifically wtf

Pussy @iamtomskinner BOSH

Why can’t they scrap TV license and incorporate live TV into Netflix so you can get all at once?

@grok @mikeparry8 @SouthernRailUK How much is the UK’s fiscal black hole? @grok

According to the UK government factsheet updated 24 July 2026, the UK has committed a total of £25 billion in support to Ukraine since the 2022 invasion. This comprises £16 billion military (including a £2.26 billion ERA loan), up to £5.6 billion non-military, and £3.5 billion export finance cover. Not all has been spent yet; figures include pledges and guarantees.

Fare evasion costs us all. On my train home tonight ticket inspectors asked two travellers to produce their tickets - but they hadn't bought any and were obstructive. The inspectors from @SouthernRailUK were highly professional in handling a diificult situation. Well done 👍🚂

@Georgey12391061 @iamtomskinner @andyburnham You talking to me or the one that cheated on his wife and pitching an idea to the PM that people should work on the streets picking up litter on top of going to work 40-50 hours a week so they can get cash back on their unfair council tax?

@xdecrypto @iamtomskinner @andyburnham Why be a cunt? I mean what’s it done for you

To our Prime Minister @andyburnham I have an idea i want to share with you! The “Earn Your Council Tax Back” Scheme! It ain’t a benefit. It’s a chance for people to earn a few more quid each year while making their home towns better and nicer. Here is how I think it will work. Every single council has jobs that never seem to get done. I walked round Romford and noticed the bits that was lovely when I was a boy have become really run down. Things people can do:- Picking litter. Painting railings. Cleaning graffiti. Planting flowers. Looking after parks. Repairing potholes. Helping elderly neighbours with shopping. Volunteering at community events. Organise walks. Etc. Anyone over 18 can sign up through the app. Let’s call it The Bosh Back ya Council Tax Scheme App 🤣 People on the app can takes pictures or say what needs doing and you can tell the app once you’ve done what needs doing. Then once you complete a job for ya community in ya area, you earn credits. Then those credits come off ya Council Tax bill every month. Because I honestly hate paying council tax, like everyone else does! Imagine a family getting back an extra £1200 a year just by spending a couple of hours here and there improving where they live. The benefits are proper aswell: Reddies back in people pockets. The roads n streets will be cleaner People will start taking pride in there area agen. Lower council costs because residents are doing the simple jobs. It’s good for peoples mental health as they can get out and do things and meet people from the community. Young people gain will get work experience and learn skills. What do you think? And I would like to help do it please. It will be very good for local areas. I’m sure people wud love doing it and we can be proud of where we live. Bosh❤️

@ArneSlotMachine @iamtomskinner @andyburnham Oh and thanks for reading ALL my tweets. Should I start a subscription now?

@xdecrypto @iamtomskinner @andyburnham just read all your tweets. All i see is an insecure little boy who has got a chip on his shoulder. All your tweets are just you putting people down

@ArneSlotMachine @iamtomskinner @andyburnham Putting down a man that cheated on his wife and cried about it on national newspaper for a few quid? 😂

@og_69x @Azzbutts10 @iamtomskinner @andyburnham You’re saying “illegals aren’t people” because they didn’t follow the law? You don’t care about lives that break the law?

@xdecrypto @Azzbutts10 @iamtomskinner @andyburnham Illegals aren't people, how dare they disrespect legal migrants who wait years to enter respectfully. They forfeited that right, we don't care. 🙌

Cmon $BTC hurry up and dump

@og_69x @Azzbutts10 @iamtomskinner @andyburnham Are you saying we should drown people? Like real, living, breathing people?

@xdecrypto @Azzbutts10 @iamtomskinner @andyburnham Even better we can use the money to sink the boats, double BOSH.