🇨🇦 (R2R) David Mackintosh

On the off chance you A) are mastodoning B) still look at twitter and C) miss my blather, I encourage you to check out @Rule2@mastodon.social

@OttawaCitizen what’s up with your subscriber assistance email address?

dm @ITweetBBQ

Parkour master (pay no attention to the pearls in my hand) #Minecraft

Why did the man bring extra pants to the baseball game? In case his pants got stupid.

My god the default Twitter client is terrible. Maybe losing Tweetbot will sever my link to the twitterverse after all.

Best of the latest Entertainment mix: #HotWheels Toyota Pickup Truck

*Hell, the year 1992* "Okay Satan, you can have my soul once IPv6 gets deployed. Until then I get eternal life." "Deal. Hahahaha, you fool!"

@samianneart For your great-grandchildren, they will be legend. Or used to sell soap or something.

This is a bit too close to home. 😂 penny-arcade.com/comic/2023/01/…

...asked how I did it: #Minecraft

Reddit flexing my beacon: reddit.com/r/Minecraft/co… #Minecraft

I’ll allow it

In his senior years, Worf took an interest in sharing the culinary arts.

@jessrawk As long as the tits are adequately presented, does it even matter?

It always loses out bc it means hiding away these hot af legs ngl.

Maybe I’ll break out the sparkly Fleabag jumpsuit for Bowie night.

brb watching this on repeat 🔁

A googlebyte?

My favourite part is that you have to open the box before you can read the instruction to do so.

Welcome to the party— competition makes us all better!

@jessrawk This was my thought also while looking at my front step this morning. “Is today the day you’re gonna pull me over and break something?”

Am I going to die taking the dog out?