Stephen

Does anyone remember this?

Fasting for 72 hours is the best medicine on Earth. It triggers your body to "eat up" tumors, inflammation, and toxins. It's literally a doctor within. Here's how to fast correctly (according to science): 🧵

Funniest movie scene of all time? I’ll start: x.com/VideoChannel13…

Fact: sharks only attack wet people.

It’s now nearly 7 weeks and still no one at BA has done a thing!

@British_Airways we’ve made 3 phone calls in the last 5 weeks chasing the refunds that we keep being told have been returned! Up to 10 days. . . . It’s wearing thin now!

@trevorm39 @SuzanneEvans1 @Keir_Starmer What have you sold to someone at a reasonable price Trevor?

@SuzanneEvans1 @Keir_Starmer Hmmm... sold to a local nurse, policeman or teacher at a reasonable price I hope?

I've just sold my little holiday let but worked bloody hard running it for 8yrs @Keir_Starmer. I gave delight to hundreds of families doing so. At one point it was my only income. How dare you say I wasn't then a 'working person' just because the income involved a property?

@fesshole This is total bollocks!

Before supermarkets delivered, we went to a packed store just before Christmas. It was chaos. Rather than battle our way round we simply found an unattended full trolley and took it to the checkout. Everyone buys the same stuff for Christmas. Sorry whoever had to start again.

@British_Airways I’ve PM’d you.

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@benleo444 @LandRover My 2018 RRS blew earlier this year. To be fair to LR they did 100% contribution to fit it. Did you buy from new? Has it always been serviced by a LR main dealer?

My wife’s 2018 Land Rover Discovery with 60k miles on the clock has blown its turbo and engine. £10k to fix. They should be paying most if not all of that right? What a joke. Six years old… @LandRover

@WilliamNB @tesconews What outcome you looking for here fella? Driver sacked? Arrested and charged? Driver retraining? Apology? Tesco vouchers?

@MartinSLewis Victor Kiam! What’s happened to the QC Sherry adverts and the Rich Tea ‘a drinks too wet without one’

Age test... Who "liked it so much, I bought the company?" if, like me you know without looking it up, I'm afraid you're clearly at least middle aged!

@MartinSLewis @RachelReevesMP Any plans other to increase taxes from people that work, have worked & retired & just give it to people that haven’t worked & have no intention to work, or people that threaten 2 constantly strike? Any plan other than raise IHT, CGT & punish people that have saved into pensions?

About to head off to meet @RachelReevesMP at her Commons office - very grateful for her time. On my (long list) to discuss includes Winter Fuel Payments, Carers Allowance, LISAs, Cost of Living and far more. I'm wearing my 'campaigner' not 'journalist' hat when i go in, so won't be reporting on the meeting, as its far more productive that way. My views on these issues are pretty well known though, so its not hard to work out what I'll say.

Some amazing maps here 😎

@fesshole I’m with you fella 😜

I'm 55 and still fantasise as least once a day about what I want to be when I grow up.

@fesshole I’d have thought your Johnson would have come out dirtier than when you went in to a minging petrol station toilet!

A stripper I'd been messaging invited me over. En route, I stopped for petrol and thought I'd use the opportunity to take my old boy for an emergency wash in the Esso toilet. Mid-wash I remembered my car was diesel. Cost me over £200 and my dignity.

@fesshole The guy in the kebab shop that talks to you at 3am after a night on the piss is not your friend dude!

A "friend" once invited us round for dinner. When we arrived we were given handwritten menus with the price of each dish. And we were expected to pay for everything we ate. Needless to say, I haven't had anything to do with them since.

@fesshole Galloping Gourmet? Fanny Craddock?

I had a one night stand with a celeb chef while my husband was working abroad. My girlfriends know and bought me his book for Xmas. Mortified when I opened it in front of the family.

@fesshole Bin him! Dirty b@st@rd!

My boyfriend is the most amazing man I've ever met. His only flaw is that he still picks his nose and eats it. I can never tell anyone and have to just ignore it. I hate it.

Ha ha 😝