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Crypto - Global Economy - Investments - Sneakers - Pokemon Cards
Manchester, England Katılım Ekim 2019
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I owed a friend $22.91 for an Uber.
I transferred them $22.19 by accident.
They never brought it up.
Nobody would bring up 72 cents.
I did it on purpose.
I've been doing it for years.
Every time I have to transfer someone money, I "accidentally" leave off a bit.
I call it the Plausible Deniability Typo.
$24.37 instead of $24.73.
$9.38 instead of $9.83.
$3.46 instead of $3.64.
Sometimes if I'm feeling really risky, I'll do $18.54 instead of $19.54.
They'd look like a complete tool to quibble over this.
Instead, they are a tool in a different way.
A tool for me to get to the top.
I've probably made $100 over 5 years.
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CRAZY STORY: so about 9 weeks ago, i decided it would be a good idea to go to the stupid lengths of 3d printing the entire GTA 5 map (los santos) and rehoming my colony of 10,000 fire ants in it.. (yes they bite and they’re aggressive and they hurt)
it’s safe to say my ant colony have settled into Los Santos perfectly and are now running the show like it’s a fucking 5K bruv, shits crazy, some of them even formed gangs, run strip clubs and go casino on Fridays
one of the ants even got 5 stars cause he merked a police officer and now he’s got a squadron of cockroaches on his ass - will he get away? find out in my upcoming youtube documentary.
this videos a disgrace to humanity, and i should never be allowed to use a camera again
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#SpotifyWrapped is here! Share yours with the world.
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