cut your allowances you dickheads @ngrsenate

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@RonitaMcAfee Like I saw a position called Experience Engineer and when I read the description it was essentially an event planner

Adding “analyst” and “engineer” to marketing roles. 😂😂😂

No one comes close to the EU when it come to consumer protection

He’s an animal that gets off on terrorising girls. This is his insta

It’s actually so evil that the cockroaches in Nigeria can fly. Are we not going through enough already?😩

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Wokinn is my favourite Chinese restaurant. The food is affordable (10-15k per person) and is really so good. They have two branches in lekki and in VI and they’re open every single day, 24/7. They deliver as well

You see this particular post?? You must not understand, just reshare pls so it will get to the people who need it. You will be unconsciously saving a woman.

Let it be known, they track random Nigerian who posted video, but no ISWAP or Boko Haram posting on tik tok and Facebook. Terrorists cannot be tracked but normal citizens can be.

I finally discovered why they are doing this! The new Kindle devices have ads in them, which you have to pay extra to remove them. I’m assuming they couldn’t put ads on the old Kindles. Sooner or later the ads will play every other page! We live in corporate hell now!

“The function, the very serious function of racism is distraction. It keeps you from doing your work. It keeps you explaining, over and over again, your reason for being. Somebody says you have no language and you spend twenty years proving that you do. Somebody says your head isn’t shaped properly so you have scientists working on the fact that it is. Somebody says you have no art, so you dredge that up. Somebody says you have no kingdoms, so you dredge that up. None of this is necessary. There will always be one more thing.” ― Toni Morrison

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election. 1000-reasons.vercel.app Good morning Nigerians.

@yxyiagain "I won't provide any basic amenity for you and if you manage to make it on your own, I want my share inside."

Video: Frustrated Teenager Querries Dapo Abiodun “We all sleep outside cos’ of heat, only rich people use solar. A road at Orita-Oja Ipokia, if a pregnant woman pass there she’ll lose her pregnancy. They’ve been constructing that road since 2019. No light no road, nothing. But campaign always reach here. What exactly are we enjoying as citizens?”

I actually want power from national grid. I don’t want solar or inverter. I want my country to work. Shitty ass place that makes your co sufferers talk down at you for not being able to figure out or hustle solutions for government incompetence. Foolish place I hate it hereeeeeee

Genius!

"Jesus, Paul, look at this receipt—ten dollars for a single potato. This new Value-Mart AI surge pricing is killing me, man. Killing me." “That’s nothing, Bill. Wait ’til the next update: the store will be able to see exactly how much money you have in your bank.” “You’re kidding.” “And your 401k.” “@#$% me sideways.” “That’s why I use URCHN to do my groceries.” “Really? What’s URCHN?” “URCHN is the latest in affordable concierge shopping.” “Oh, you mean like Uber or Instacart. What makes them different?” “Orphans.” “𝑂𝑟𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑠?” “That’s right, Bill. And not just any orphans. Dirty, starving orphans who live under overpasses.” “Uuuh.” “As you know, the cameras in the grocery aisle scan your face and adjust the price based on race, socioeconomic status, and dietary restrictions. But you know who always gets the best prices, no matter what?” “…orphans?” “Yep.” “I don’t know, Paul, that seems a little-” “Of course, the AI still discriminates based on race, which is why they send a multi-racial team of no less than four dirty orphans to buy your groceries.” "Um." “The Latino child buys your rice, and the Asian child buys your tortillas.” “Yeah, no, I get it.” “And the black child-” “Sorry, uh, these are children, right? Small children?” “Of course. Teens would raise the price.” “How do they, uh, reach the items on the top shelves?” “They stand on each other’s emaciated little shoulders.” "Jesus." "Yeah, the Hispanic orphan tends to be on the bottom." "What?" "Sturdy stock." “…and how much do you save?” “My last potato was 34 cents.” “#$&@ it, I’m in.” --- [r][title: AI Surge Pricing]

What in the Handmaid’s Tale

5 did so well that I’m still not convinced that he’s a child in real life