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@Criminalsimpson @sweetpickle92

@Sum41 If Noodles flying the plane is a small hint that your last tour is gonna be with The Offspring and you come to the UK, I swear I will fully pee my pants. I'm "still waiting"... Its "all I want" ;) xox

The first single from the HELL side of ‘Heaven :x: Hell’ is out now! Listen to “Rise Up” and watch the official music video at youtu.be/-tc4i31eWB0 🔥🔥🔥 #HeavenxHell

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@GreenDay @MonsterEnergy @MonsterMusic @SmashingPumpkin @Rancid @thelindalindas @NBThieves @TheHives @donotsofficial @Interruptweets @MaidOfAce No UK Pre sale code has been emailed to me or my partner but we have an American one?

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for… taking The Saviors Tour on the road all summer long next year to celebrate 30 years of 'Dookie,' 20 years of 'American Idiot' + our new album 'Saviors'!!! greenday.com/tour fueled by @monsterenergy @monstermusic.

@caroljdonaldson @thedad This made me crease 😂

I got new glasses with anti-glare lenses but I'm looking at my wife right now and, boy, they clearly do not work

@Morbidful @cmoor_e why do i feel like this is something you would do when you finally get sick of a 9-5 🤣

In 2007, a 43-year-old man named Lenny Robinson from Maryland sold his cleaning business to pursue his dream of becoming Batman. He had bought a replica of the iconic suit earlier to impress his son, which he refined over time. Lenny also acquired his own Batmobile, a black Lamborghini. His mission was to visit children's hospitals and spend time with sick kids, helping them through tough times. Once, he intervened for a 6-year-old girl with a rare genetic disorder who was being called a liar at school for claiming Batman was her friend. Lenny, dressed as Batman, came to her school, confirming her truth publicly. However, tragedy struck on August 16th, 2015. Lenny's Batmobile broke down on a highway. As he examined the vehicle, he accidentally stepped too far onto the road and was struck by a passing car.

@markhoppus This album is FLAWLESS. It unlocked a core memory for me of deciding poster album art wasn't enough so painted your self titled album art on my bedroom door as a rebellious 13 year old 😂

Just had a lengthy heart to heart with my 3yo and his ultimate bug bear in life right now is that Oogie Boogie doesn't wear crocs.

“those tattoos will make it harder to get a job” ok well so will my personality

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes

Noise-canceling headphones aren't enough anymore. I need an emotion-canceling backpack. Existential dread-canceling cargo pants. A pair of shoes that makes me forget I exist

@THORPEPARK Hi :) do you update the items in your online store regularly? I saw a saw sweatshirt at the weekend and didn't buy and I have huge regrets, it's not online anywhere 💔 :( Will complete trap or maze to obtain it ⚙️🔨

You just know if a songs got a classic 90s dance piano breakdown, it's gonna go off ❤️💃

elemental is the cutest rom-com i've ever seen, and wade stole my heart in a way that no other disney prince ever has 🥹✨️

@Pendulum Oh so pretty please can you add midnight runner to the UK set list. I'd cry with absolute delight. My skanking shoes are dusty and this would really blow all the cobwebs off x

🔥 2024 UK TOUR ON SALE NOW 🔥 livenation.co.uk/artist-pendulu…

@thedad @sweetpickle92 😂😂

The Five Stages of Dinner: 1-optimism 2-denial 3-bargaining 4-chicken nuggets 5-dessert

Manifesting the day I can go to TK Maxx and buy whatever I fancy from the Halloween homeware section 🖤🦇🕸️

Accurate 😂