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You think elastigirl ever made her clit into a dick and pegged bob?

Bravo to this dude for pulling this together in just a couple of hours. Interesting stuff.

No. But he did ask for the show to go back on, after allegedly being shot at, on a night when he knew every bit of news coverage would be there… And the FBI director was randomly in the audience… And his Press Secretary said everyone “needed to watch tonight” because “shots will be fired” And the gunman supposedly “rushed the metal detectors” and “shot at secret service in the lobby” But they didn’t even evac the President from the building they just moved him to another room… And then the President tweeted about the fact he was just in the other room and wanted the show to go on…. ….its a lot of coincidences and oddities to reconcile here..

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GIRLS TRIP!!!!!! I can't believe it's happening. The best summer ever starts may 1st!!!!

I love when Republicans lose

I just tried ANAL & babyy… I’ma leave that to the GAYS ! Baby my ass is ringing 😭😭!

@ThomasTarrants @shannonrwatts Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

@shannonrwatts Marjorie Taylor Greene is quite a bit to the left of Harris and Cheney. While I don't agree with MTG on a number of things, she's not in favor of the US launching endless wars.

I’m sorry but you don’t get to complain about Kamala Harris campaigning with Liz Cheney and then get in bed with Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Pam Bondi refused to show up for today’s Oversight deposition — defying our lawful subpoena. We couldn’t care less that she was fired from her job as Attorney General. She is responsible for leading the White House cover-up of the Epstein files. Since she didn’t show up, Oversight Democrats will move to hold her in contempt of Congress. The survivors deserve justice — and we will get answers. Enough is enough.

i lost 63lb (about 29kg) last year and honestly the most upsetting realisation for me was how much easier life is as a skinny person. not because of anything to do with my weight, but because of how society treats me. now, i can walk into a shop and immediately find something that fits and is flattering. before it was a constant struggle. even if it fit, it wasn’t designed to flatter a bigger body. people are nicer to me. people don’t seem surprised when i say ive been to to gym or ask if im on a diet when i eat fruit. the world is cruel to people in bigger bodies and i didn’t even realise it was happening to me until it wasn’t anymore.

@dave_winx @FreewayCommuter @isaiahrmartin Congress cannot just initiate it. Congress can pass a law to create another body to take the place of the cabinet in the vote, but the VP must still willfully participate.

@dave_winx @FreewayCommuter @isaiahrmartin No. Must be formally declared by the VP and majority of the cabinet or another body congress designates. President can then dispute it. If they do, Congress votes and needs 2/3 to decide. If congress agrees, VP takes office. No process can occur without VP participation.

Just wanted to clear things up: the 25th amendment means the vice president and a majority of Trump’s cabinet would have to vote to remove him. It’s not initiated by Congress.

if you didn’t vote for the democrats in the last election because “both sides were the same”, why are you now on twitter wailing for the democrats to save you from the current administration lol

25TH AMENDMENT!!! Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization. This is evil and madness.

I’m hearing that the plan all along was to keep the Democrats out of power, and then, once they’re out of power, to tell them to Do Something

An NBC News survey found Newsom was even less popular than Trump, with Trump underwater by 12 points and Newsom by 18. Conversely, AOC polled ahead of Trump, Newsom and the Democratic Party itself. sosavstate.com/p/gavin-newsom…

@__Oneiros Ich vermisse dich, Zicke!

Really disappointing to see leftists uphold Ana Kasparian just because she attacks AOC. Kasparian spent years supporting Trumpism because she wanted to be rich. It failed, and now she's crawling back to the left to try a different business model. She's a rat. You're being played.