Lesley 🐈🦊🐱🐕🐔

@KosSamaras Yeah...or.... maybe they're just really, really stupid and cruel.

I think the greatest achievement by Labor’s campaign director, Paul Erickson, was to arrange for a Labor double agent staffer to work in Sarah Henderson’s office. There is no other explanation for this… lol Have a guess which seats have the greatest number of voters who would more likely have some association with TAFE education?

@Baumann_Mac Glad you're OK Ron. Still bucketing down here in Wynnum too.

@_tedK @gomichild "Little diverse natural beauty". I see. Have you ever been here or just looked at the beach brochures?

@gomichild Umm, Australia has little diverse natural beauty through it's geography hence why lots of people travel via plane to neighbouring countries. We do have a ton of great beaches though so i'm happy not getting on a plane

*raises an eyebrow in Australian*

@StuddertNatalie @gomichild Ahhh, many don't want to see what's going on in their neighbouring state or even suburb/town.

@gomichild American flights are so much cheaper than ours. They used to be able to fly to the UK for $100! They just don’t want to see the world. Many don’t even want to see the other side of their country!

@lubiephil Such wonderful news....so pleased for you!!!!!

Finally some good news 🙌 🙌🙌 After 5 months of no vacancies for my position. Zoom interview last Friday- job offer yesterday Another Zoom interview yesterday and job offer this morning. (Just medicals and a few hoops to jump through now) *really excited about this one. Was really starting to feel I was obsolete since I got made redundant. Both are FIFO and 8 days on / 6 off. So a few challenges with the puppies I'll need to work out when away, but like all life's challenges we will muddle through it 💚

@RedJules4 Not just you.

This is bizarre or is it just me? 🤔

@MarkDiStef Ummm. Business "entertainment" expenses are already tax deductible, as far as I'm aware.

You’re laughing? More than one person in Dutton’s brain trust thought this was a good policy and you’re laughing?

@WakeWtfu Yep. ALWAYS about the numbers. He's such a snowflake. Just hope these guys got paid in advance.

@WakeWtfu Assassinate? What, with a can of spray paint? First graffiti assassination attempt.

@Rainmaker1973 Truth! We have an Iggy and I can tell you, she is FAST!!!

Before the usual brilliant person writes a Community Note saying this is a Whippet and reporting the usual crappy generic Wikipedia link, this is actually an Italian Greyhound. As normal Greyhounds, they can reach top speeds of 60-70 km/h, but they are smaller.

The greyhound is the fastest dog breed in the world, capable of reaching a top speed of 70 km/h. x.com/i/status/18794…

@DrJulieAH @WakeWtfu @echoes1971 The very last thing Australia needs is hacks like this person (I refuse to call her a journo) to be pushing crap stories like this.

@WakeWtfu @echoes1971 Agree. The very last thing Australia needs to be doing at this time is turning to the US for ‘expert advice’ on energy policy. They are about to combust their own country and the world with it.

@Baumann_Mac I made my own. If you want some let me know.

@WakeWtfu Very good indeed.

@26MoreLives Don't apologise...no need.😀

I ate the whole thing of cookies. I am sorry.

@Baumann_Mac Looks good Ron. Live with it a while and see how you feel. Might turn out better than turf for drainage in heavy rain. 🤷‍♀️

@AlboMP You need to wise up & get a new strategy team. Knowing how to sell your achievements is key. All of a suden we get this "announcement" weeks out from an election campaign? Do better. Do MUCH better, otherwise you'll be a 1 termer.

We’ll upgrade the NBN to make it faster - and make sure it stays affordable.

@aaronsmith Basically, he didn't have the guts to use MAGA. (just as well tbh)

Is 'back on track' the most vapid of all political slogans?

@aaronsmith I guess they thought BOT would fit on their caps, kinda like maga.

@RateMyWogFood HARD AGREE!!!

#EatWog opinion #7242 Thighs make better schnitzels than breasts. I’ll leave that with you.

@Baumann_Mac Tougher than me. 🤣