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bleeding out, lol@yet·
waiting in the post jab holding area and they are playing wilson phillips hold on and i am having a moment
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JazzBG 🇧🇬🇪🇺🇺🇦
Europeans watching the man who called NATO obsolete, then threatened a member’s territory, now ask for help for the war he already ‘won’
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saila
saila@sailaunderscore·
Kids will never feel the gameday pressure of having to start an essay at 2am and finish it by 8am before the deadline. Totally lost. Absolutely no evolutionary pressure towards a clutch factor anymore.
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jerb
jerb@searobbing·
Worst case scenario we can just make a new strait. Shouldn't take long once we unleash the productivity boosting powers of AI. Maybe a day or two at most.
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Tim Siedell
Tim Siedell@badbanana·
Man was not meant to monitor this many situations.
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Conspiratorial Templates
Conspiratorial Templates@mynamehear·
What level of chess is it when you neglect to fill up your strategic oil reserves before starting a war that shuts down oil production worldwide, so you have to buy oil at an inflated price from your enemy who then uses those funds to back the enemy you just needlessly attacked?
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@WhiteHouse These are videos of the US ending human beings’ lives because of your decisions. It’s not a video game.
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
OPERATION EPIC FURY • Destroy Iran’s missile arsenal. • Destroy their navy. • Ensure they NEVER get a nuclear weapon. Locked in.
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Wholesome Side of 𝕏
Wholesome Side of 𝕏@itsme_urstruly·
One of my favorite human traits is when someone sees the moon and immediately feels the need to tell someone else to go look at it.
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name
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Covie
Covie@covie_93·
Good thing Congress isn't alive to see this.
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Joe Bernstein
Joe Bernstein@Bernstein·
More of parenting than I expected is sitting lifelessly on the couch from 530-730pm while your children physically and mentally break you
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Bryan Cheong
Bryan Cheong@bryancsk·
People working data jobs really saying things like "I love data" and "data is so fun" No. Data is the enemy. Your job is to defeat it and slay it utterly, to rob it of what you desire and leave it sobbing in the dirt. You must hate the data.
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and@spero1ucem·
they should sell advertising space on the black epstein file redaction blocks
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cj
cj@futurevictim_·
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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kelin@kelin_online·
3d printers should play a little song when it’s done, like a rice cooker
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Greg Egan
Greg Egan@gregeganSF·
Breaking: New FDA panel appointed by RFK Jr finds predominant cause of crime is ice cream consumption. “The signal each summer is very strong: ice cream sales go up, violence follows.”
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Mr. Monster’s Creature Car
Mr. Monster’s Creature Car@laundrypants·
on the last rapture I saw bridesmaids in theaters with my mom. Pretty good rapture.
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