adrianna 💕

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

“kids these days don’t know any real life skills.” — the same generation of boomers that removed wood shop, auto shop, home economics, and finance classes from schools and replaced them with standardized testing

@realDonaldTrump @TheTankGuns Ouch… 😬

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

Let this sink in... The current minimum wage is $7.25/hour. The national average for a gallon of gas is currently $4.23. Does it make sense for those people to go to work?

The people are waking up. They’re starting to believe it’s not butter

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

10 players in the boxes is truly insane lmao

I wish there was a live cam on the Fort Pitt Bridge this week to watch the fear in the eyes of the out of towners

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10

Your eyes can only see the moon in gray. It's actually covered in color, blues and oranges and pinks, all from different metals sitting in the rock. You just need a camera and some patience to pull them out. These photos are called "mineral moons." A photographer points a telescope at the moon, takes hundreds or thousands of pictures, stacks them on top of each other to clean up the image, then slowly turns up the color intensity in editing software. The colors that show up were always there. Too faint for your eyes to catch on their own. Each color is a different metal. The blue areas have a lot of titanium in them. The orange and brown zones have more iron. The pinkish-red patches around the edges are the oldest parts of the moon's crust, full of aluminum and calcium. That deep blue region on the left side is called the Sea of Tranquility. Apollo 11 landed right there in July 1969. When Armstrong and Aldrin brought back 47 pounds of rock from that blue titanium zone, scientists cracked the samples open and found three minerals that had never been seen on Earth before. They named one "armalcolite" after the three astronauts (Arm-Al-Col: Armstrong, Aldrin, Collins). They named another "tranquillityite" after the landing site itself. For 40 years, tranquillityite was known as "the moon's own mineral" because nobody could find it here. Then in 2011, a geologist in Western Australia spotted a speck of it inside a billion-year-old rock. Andrew McCarthy, a photographer in Sacramento, once stacked 150,000 separate pictures of the moon to build one color map. Each splash of blue or orange in these images is a real metal deposit on a surface that's been getting hit by space rocks for 3.5 billion years. The moon was never gray. We just couldn't see it.

It’s finally my time to shine @Pirates

They liked his “tax plans” for a tax bracket they were never in

Oh, no way, you mean my dad making $29K a year as a bread truck driver yet owning a house 10 minutes outside of DC and two cars wasn't because of magic?

I’m not sure Montauk will survive this #SummerHouse