Jason

March Madness is beyond gay You’re cheering for dudes born in 2007 The only bracket you should be worried about is your tax bracket. You’re poor and obsessed with little boys. Grow tf up

Oil price continuing to explode higher INCREASES the probability of more rates cuts this year not decrease. Very few understand why… let’s see who can think several chess moves ahead…

No more ramen tonight.

$HOOD says customer balances in Robinhood Banking have reached $800M. • Dec 2025 ~$100M • Jan 2026 ~$300M • Feb Earnings ~$400M • Today ~$800M Customers genuinely want Robinhood as their primary bank.

$SOFI is a great value under $20 It was a steal deal under $10 $50-$100 stock long term

2nd Wind 😶‍🌫️💪🏼

If all you do is use social media for politics you are the problem.

@Ohfrikitsnik Only if you share your tater tots with me

@JayyyyT23 Wanna sit next to each other at lunch ??

Is tomorrow an A or a B day

1996 - Gary "this world wide web is a fad" 2006 - Gary "twitter/Fb is stupid, who cares what i am having for dinner" 2021 - Gary this is ridiculous "its a fucking Jpeg" confusion and judgement from the masses without doing homework is always my Que

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Lazer Focus

@CoinbaseSupport The worst support in the crypto space. Terrible communication, never respond to emails. Anyone else having trouble with them?

Guest starring …

Im not jealous about dogecoin I am not jealous about dogecoin I am not jealous about dogecoin I am not jealous about dogecoin #doge

@Ohfrikitsnik @eerrriiicaa Works every time

@eerrriiicaa @JayyyyT23

You tell a guy you’re not feeling well and he’ll be like “Aw :/ you know what would make you feel a lot better? If we had sex”

@JaMorant JJJ 👀

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@RyansCardss Any Jaren Jackson Jr. or Ja lmk

Im in a flat earth clubhouse chat right now and this shit is actually hilarious. I love the internet lmfao