tempeh tomboy

Tweets are a cousin of poems

When the meat falls right off the bone 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I’ve seen this week that people are taking lines from Nirvanna the Band the Show and really holding space with that. And feeling power in that

I get what Milan is but what the hell is Cortina

Watching heated rivalry naked in the living room with just Ugg boots and a beanie on biting my accent pillow that has tassles on it with the temperature in my house set to 80 degrees Fahrenheit.

okay does anyone have reccomendations for books like these

@MackaneV @ZachInChicago Knock it off. The tree is good I want the tree

@ZachInChicago I’d rather have beef tenderloin and green beans

Goddess & The Grocer is doing a take on Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes and oh my goodness this hits

@MackaneV Yeah

Fellas is it gay to wear a coat?

Bro last night was an Untitled Document

It must feel soooo good to shoot the messenger

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

@BuickMackane20 I thought I could trust you

I regret to inform everyone that I very much enjoy the new Big Thief album. I never wanted something this annoying to happen to me. I am sorry and I will try to be better in the future. I am not going to be taking questions at this time.

New name, same game. Introducing EMPTY THE BENCHES 👀

@yourdailyghost Imagine being in a throuple with them

Had a dream my boyfriend was also dating Lori Lightfoot

@BuickMackane20 You’re scaring me

Victor Vito and Freddy Vasco ate a burrito with Tabasco

@BuickMackane20 Grok is this real

At the airport and just heard a dad trying to explain to his young son on FaceTime the gravity of losing Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne. “My childhood is taking a beating Peter. You gotta understand that’d be like if right now you lost Mr. Beast and the Rizzler.”

I went to all 9 days of @Summerfest AGAIN this year and saw 21 bands AGAIN and here are my power rankings from bottom to top 🧵