Heinrich (Hainz) Von Schnapps

@KFILE @donie Oh let’s have a watch party!!!

Oh my God

@Hot_Pepper76 Abracadabra Steve Miller

If you could erase ONE overplayed classic rock song from existence forever, so it never gets played again, which one are you nuking and why? Be brutal. This will help me when posting songs. I try to avoid the ones I see over and over, but they still get a lot of love.

@OfTheBraveUSA @MollyJongFast Say it Deplorable

Joe Rogan: "Make America greater — I'm down. But Make America Great Again and then it becomes a movement of a bunch of fucking dorks? 'Cause a lot of them are dorks. These really weird, fucking uninteresting, unintelligent people."

@TotalSeasons He got the “Bovino”

That’s not a haircut, it’s a lawnmower accident. We would know.

@johnpavlovitz I think they call that the “Bovino”

Not decent person does.

@Walweb35 For meeeee??

🚨LMAO: Mike Johnson announces Republicans just invented the shiny “America First Award” for Donald Trump before inviting him to the stage. 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏

@BraddrofliT @MickeyKuhns8889 Florida Felons Low turnout

@MickeyKuhns8889 At least you’ve confirmed he’s a convicted felon.

Wait: are we really doing this? People are arguing about how Trump voted (mail vs. in-person)… but ignoring the obvious question: Isn’t there federal law about felons voting?

@atrupar 6 languages eh?

Melania Trump: "Antigua and Berbuda. Aruba."

@Kaos_Vs_Control Busted can of biscuits

Trooper Rodney "Rod" Farva landed a sweet gig with ICE at JFK (callsign Ramrod) -muffin top almost covers his badge

@lucyshow11 Bread pick one

What song do you think was playing in the background? 🎶

@skunkypants @MrGlobal2025 Define “all” please thanks

@MrGlobal2025 It’ll all be over by Easter don’t worry!

Remember when he downplayed Covid to keep people for panicking? This is that.

@Darkdarling00 -1200%

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@3knees1 @daynajonesmusic @JoJoFromJerz Snot bubble

@daynajonesmusic @JoJoFromJerz Maybe so, but I’m willing to bet if they were to take IQ or cognitive tests livevon camera Trump would score higher than most men in their prime.

The sitting president of the United States just sat behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office of the White House and referred to the Governor of California as the President of the United States. Can the media start reporting on his deteriorating mental state now or nah?

@krassenstein Same coffee shop as bibi

@One_Way_Home @drinkonsaturday Blew a o ring

What actually happened here?

@CalltoActivism Bag change

Cameras just caught Trump sitting on Marine One. What do you notice? 👀

@WordToHollyWood Western Wayne co here Grew up with a 313 AC

313 day is not for the suburbs by the way. None of “metro Detroit counts”

@SenatorSlotkin Steak and lobster me thinks

Congress gave the Pentagon over a trillion dollars in the last budget and a 150 billion topper from the Big Beautiful Bill. If I'm going to consider additional funding, they’re going to need to open up the hood and tell me why the ample amount of money the Pentagon has isn’t enough.

@MrGlobal2025 Who is coming up to him with tears in their eyes now?

If you believed a story about a 300 Billion dollar refinery, never speak of energy again please.

@BarnettforAZ @MrGlobal2025

The United States is the largest oil producer in the world, and we just struck a deal with Venezuela, but why the hell are our gas prices going up? We don’t need Iranian oil so I don’t wanna hear that excuse.