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Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.

Realized I thrive better when nobody knows wtf I’m doing.

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trying to rebrand this glove as drakes is so fucking disrespectful. FUCK drake and long live michael jackson

every time i meet someone i know they neva met nobody like me

i like men that give me money & pay for everything. i ain't gonna lie like all y'all

HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY AND HE TRYING TO LEAVE. HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY AND HE TRYING TO LEAVE. BRO FUCK NO. BRO FUCK NO. FUCK NO BRO.

my biggest hater used to eat my ass

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

He’s right.

Aint no George Floyd joke ever gonna be funny in any setting or situation

Nothing is funny about George Floyd being murdered.

THAT BITCH WAS GIVING PU$$$$$YYY

Men buying clothes they want to see you in is one of my favourite gestures.

@pepsi fuck yall

Pepsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii tiiiiiiiiime

DNA is scary. There's a case of a woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it turned out he wasn't the father. She insisted that he was the father, so they repeated the test several times, but it kept giving the same result. Later on, he discovered that according to the DNA results, he wasn't the baby's father but its uncle, which didn't make sense because he was an only child. After more exhaustive tests, they discovered that the husband was actually a chimera, which means he had absorbed his twin in the uterus and carried two sets of DNA. So basically the baby was biologically the child of his twin brother, even though he was the father.

There’s nothing funny about letting a white man disrespect George Floyd, comedy roast or not. Black celebs laughing at George Floyd jokes the same week white racists are openly trying to strip your community of its power and rights is exactly why they think they can keep playing in our faces. A Black man was murdered in front of the world. That wasn’t a punchline. That was racial violence. This is exactly why Black people are desensitized to their own disrespect. Corny.

That cracka made that George Floyd joke and Kevin was showing all his teeth, this is what Katt talking about…

Me quietly dealing with something that clearly affected me more than I’ll ever admit.