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@ABUJAPLUG Make she buy iphone for the man na

@Feeztm E go be u like movie until she done go house

You never jam babe wey be talk and do. 🤣

@yeankhar Bunch of clowns.. it will he a walk in a park for Tbag

Bola will start packing his belongings by 11:24am on Election Day!

@FinPlanKaluAja1 What made us poor is the devaluation of our currency. I have constantly been saying this.

People in 2026 are confused

Alternate headline— Local woman sets boundary, man honors it. Woman left confused.

@bigwizarrdd If burna boy dey 32 make i know wetin cause am

Timini, 37 yrs old Burna boy, 32 yrs old

@VicktorJayden Never stopping

Till we hit a couple Mil's...

@Reubenofenugu Iphone 12 pro max 256GB wasn 650k brand new.. XS Max was never up to 400k

This phone was once ₦900k, today it’s ₦150,000. No buy iPhone 17 for ₦3m o, e go soon reach ₦300k🙂‍↔️

Yes I'm

@ligthofIsrael @InibeheEffiong @TunjiDisu1 @CspIniedu @tony_placid @aleeygiwa @instablog9ja @vanguardngrnews @PremiumTimesng @DailyPostNGR @remedy_blog You're truly an olodo. Don't raise any kid with this brain

CONTROVERSIAL NURSERY SCHOOL BOOK: WE WILL REPORT AT ZONE 2 POLICE COMMAND TODAY Following the invitation and harassment of our Client, Mrs. Udoka, Mary Queen, by the Zone 2 Police Command, Onikan, Lagos, it pertinent to disclose that we will be going to the police command today, Thursday, 30th April, 2026. We will be reporting with our Client as law abiding citizens and out of respect for the institution of the @PoliceNG, not because we believe that Mary Queen committed any crime or that there’s a basis for the involvement of the police in this matter. However, we want to be clear that Ayengbe Ebhohimen JB, the author of the textbook, who has instigated the police against our client, will have to justify his actions. We are hoping that the officers at Zone 2 Police Command will be able to explain to us what their business is with this matter. It is also hoped that they will respect the fundamental rights of our Client and keep the interaction professional. Thank you.

@Tj_Forex_ Amen 🙏 Man needs to understand directional Bias

God abeg make this boy profitable 🙏

@toni__iyke Na drop e go drop now.. likely to 60k

Okay okay nice

@OtunbaBrickz Why we remain poor is the constant devaluation of our currency. Like 12M naira was equivalent to 20M dollars?

All of you GenZ’s and unlearned millennials that clown Nigeria asking mockingly “why are we even called Giant of Africa, self?” this is why! In the 60s-90s, Nigeria was literally Africa’s sugar daddy, $20m here, $10m there, and so on and so forth to other African countries! we didn’t only talk about Pan-Africanism we put our money where our mouth was. Also, at independence, many African countries didn’t have as many educated professionals as Nigeria. In a lot of African countries that gained independence after us from 1963 onwards, the first chief justice, auditor general, surgeon general, vice chancellors of universities were all Nigerians! The first black chief justice of Botswana was Akinola Aguda, the first black chief justice of Gambia was Emmanuel Ayoola, when the portuguese left Mozambique in the 70s Nigerian health care officers (doctors and nurses) were sent to shore up their healthcare system from collapse bcos they just didn’t have enough qualified doctors. after all said and done we sent over 10,000 professionals across africa and the carribeans to help them incubate their newly independent nations should we even talk about the ECOMOG troops in the 90s that 70% majorly funded (spent over $3b+) and equipped by Nigeria with Nigerian soldiers forming 75% of the peacekeeping force? ECOMOG led by us was highly responsible for ending the Liberian and Sierra Leonean civil wars. I won’t even go into details of what Nigeria contributed to the South African anti-apartheid efforts! Nigeria gave and gave and forgot to pay attention to its own development and today we’ve become the pariah amongst nations!

@SimpPolice911 I have a friend that never cums.. like he could go for the longest time and would not cum.

Your pussy is just trash

@theMakarioz Dude is proofing her point. Like how can a real man accept her back after she came crawling back

Man shares how his Girlfriend cheated on him with her ex because he is a 'real man'😭

@ZillaTrades_ This is exactly what blew my personal account that was at 5k. Like I could see 1:7RR and still be holding because i want to catch the entire move

@ilyremy9 Opay has a feature to transfer back. Never send money to another account

i don’t know how he got my number, but i did what i could and sent him all i could before blocking him.

Most trading failures aren’t about knowing what to do, but doing it consistently. Discipline bridges that gap. Simple ways to build it: fixed stop-losses, trade limits, loss reviews without emotion, and automation..

@karoblaqx 2014

that 200 naira, 2gala and one soft drink combo would forever be unmatched. we lost our country.

@mrteji_ Always have an agreement, even if that fellow is ur blood. To avoid disputes later

Unrelated but: I had a deal with my friend worth $6k, I was always the one making effort on daily basis to see that the closed, but he brought the deal though, I did the whole work, the follow ups, the formats and the flowers I sent during this deal period. I finally closed this deal yesterday and out of the $6k he's giving me $1,500k bcs he brought the deal, pls does this make any sense ?