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from now on, I'm a frog companion in an eternal void

@shawmakesmagic there is no plan. But this vibe-strategy ("answer now", click) is a nuke, yep

I'd bet $10k on Polymarket that the plan is to nuke Tehran

@frontlinekit well.. not the first time he's cut through the bullshit.. Imo the guy (Senator Claude Malhuret) is brilliant

Thank god for the 🇫🇷 French talking TRUTH to power, otherwise known as the "Golfer from Mar-a-Largo". 🇺🇸

@JayinKyiv 🫢🤭

Even Putin's most rabid supporters are lamenting their new lives with no access to normal internet, saying the new North Korean style spyware app MAX doesn't work. Kremlin loving, Russian personality Vika Tsyganova.

The crew of the Artemis are currently further away from Trump than any other humans. Lucky bastards!

@dim0kq totally! but somehow he rolled out the red carpet in hell for a real demon. Imo, same with Biden

Turns out he wasn’t as bad

Headlines should read: Top pedo protector fired by head pedo.

What today feels like in Kharkiv:

@albafella1 there are some wounds we just can't heal, but many of us will always, always be by your side, Albina 💔💜

@adamscochran after enormous pressure for so long, it seems like there are cracks in the dam.. A pivotal moment for the American people 😬🌐

My god he is literally looking at purging everyone from cabinet and senior military in one night.

The same day that Hegseth fires multiple senior army leaders, he announces that individuals "trusted" by the administration will be able to carry arms on base... On the same day Trump is purging his cabinet... This is like coup level shit.

DO YOU WANT TO BE THE NEW ATTORNEY GENERAL

@OttoSuwen no complaints - didn't they vote for this?

Kind of nuts that everyone I know from the crypto industry is basically completely obliterated right now

@0x0Dash @0xgunm imo S2 of @avaxbingo_ should take notes.. S1 is missing too many really cool cards

Ratioed by 11x in likes and 21x in mcap

We can solve 99% of the political extremism in this country in one generation, by just properly funding literacy programs.

Empires have fallen before, but I'm not sure I've ever seen one jump off a cliff.

@JPLindsley your so beautifully written post genuinely made me very sad 🥲😔 you know why

🃏BREAKING—Meloni Announces Italy Will Close Ukrainian Skies for Papal Visit to Lviv ROME—In advance of Pope Leo’s visit to Lviv, an ancient Ukrainian city whose Latin name is Leopolis, the Italian prime minister made an extraordinary announcement—bigger than President Trump’s verbal campaign to take Greenland: Giorgia Meloni said that she would dispatch designer Italian F-16s to guard Ukrainian airspace during the papal visit, in effect closing the skies over Western Ukraine. The ostensible goal: protect the pope and the crowds of the faithful from Russian and Iranian missiles and drones. But experts, including Nato Secretary General Taylor Swift, are noticing there is a deeper objective, one that quite likely can be achieved: Even after Leo leaves Lviv, the rubicon will have been crossed. Europe, at the invitation of Ukraine, will realize it can send fighter jets, soldiers, whatever, to protect Ukraine—and Russia can do nothing about it but stew. “Frankly, this Vatican-Italian action, filling the blank spaces of doing nothing, will end the age of fear,” said Nato Secretary General Taylor Swift. In response to the papal power move, Trump was overheard saying, “I think I’m now only the second most powerful American in the world, but if you really think about it, the two most powerful people are Americans, and, though I’m number two, I’m also the American president, so that sort of, here’s a Sharpie, also makes me still the number one because really I mean the pope, you know he’s like a different dimension.” While in Lviv, Pope Leo XIV is expected to violate the Vatican’s longtime understanding with Moscow by elevating the head of the Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church in Kyiv to patriarch status—a move fiercely opposed by the Kremlin’s orc-odox church. Additionally, Leo, whose name means “lion,” plans to consecrate Russia to the Virgin Mary, as requested in the 1917 Fatima apparitions in which the sun danced like a UFO drone-orb and Mary, via a talk with three shepherd kids, called for the conversion of Russia for the sake of global security. 🃏 Today on April 1, we report very true—the truest, most beautiful, frankly, people are saying—headlines, here from Kyiv. Read our beautiful dispatch on these massive stories and more: underfirenews.substack.com/p/breaking-nat…

"We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions, and god-like technology"

Lmfao! Om's post just won April Fools' Day right at the closing bell 🤣

@om_patel5 ahahaha, well done, sir. Your post wins April Fools' Day!

ANTHROPIC JUST ADMITTED THE ENTIRE CLAUDE CODE LEAK WAS FAKE IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK > the "leaked" source code was fabricated > the Mythos model benchmarks were made up > the 3,000 internal documents were planted on purpose anthropic deliberately seeded fake assets in a staging environment they intentionally left unsecured. the npm source map pointed to a completely fabricated codebase 44 fictional feature flags. invented codenames. just enough sloppy details to make it irresistible to post about the tamagotchi pet system. the undercover mode. the engineer named ollie. all fake. they called the project "Capybara" internally because capybaras sit calmly while everything around them escalates they even apologized to cybersecurity researchers at Cambridge and LayerX who spent their entire weekend analyzing documents written on a Thursday afternoon anthropic just pulled off the greatest april fools in tech history. well played

@smalls2672 that the moon is flat too

So with Artemis II heading to the moon, what does the flat earth community got to say?