Captain Burkhead

@TexasHumor None that’s an honor you have to earn

@ me with the name of a celebrity who isn't Texan, but should be given honorary Texan status.

All-Time Wins in Texas | FBS 923 Texas 758 Texas A&M 661 TCU 609 Baylor 575 Texas Tech 524 North Texas 518 Texas State 511 SMU 477 Rice 448 Houston 399 UTEP 52 UTSA #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽

@HatMatzi @captain_Benji28 @GregAbbott_TX Just to play the devils advocate here, the don’t use ar-15s in the military... js

Flying over Texas today reminded me of flying over Alaska. A lot of snow. The difference is that it probably will all be melted by tomorrow.

I just accidentally liked a tweet on this cute girls twitter from a while back... ima need someone to help me dig a hole to hide in

@Saints Jimmy graham

Who was your first favorite #Saints player?

@peydayreed Only thing wrong with that it’s not the biggest

The 7th largest pyramid ever built is a Bass Pro Shop

What a shank badgley..

Ill admit that was a heck of a catch

Think the media has an agenda? Mike Pence isn’t even listed as an option on their “poll.”

how it started: how it ended: a kiss like this

@peydayreed We do what we can 💁🏽‍♀️

I’ve never met a Zach/Zack that I don’t like

Mentally I’m here

Zoom in on the bottom right to see the stock photo they used was from the RNC 😂😂

people look at other people’s success and ask how they can take it away from them, not how they can earn it themselves.

These long-exposure pics from the station show the Milky Way above the atmospheric glow blanketing Earth's horizon. More pics... flic.kr/s/aHskU6gZFC

From our cold, dead hands.

@HonestShuaib Cringing that its a smith

Today, flight controllers in Mission Control Houston monitored a historic event: The first splashdown of a crewed commercial spacecraft. 👨‍🚀👨‍🚀 Our teams worked closely with @SpaceX Mission Control in Hawthorne throughout Crew Dragon’s mission aboard the @space_station.

2 Americans just landed safely after spending 2 months in space. 11 years ago, an Obama committee concluded that would take 12 years and cost $26 billion. Elon Musk did it in 6 years-- for less than $1 billion. Private competition is always better. #SplashDown #LaunchAmerica