Zephy
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@thewelshpilot @CollinRugg You sit behind a laptop you did not engineer. Using a network you did not build. Running on silicon You cannot explain. To tell the world that sending humans to space is impossible and that you know its all fake.
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Now I know it’s all fake. There is no way from a safety perspective astronauts would be allowed to take an off the shelf product with lithium batteries (fire risk that cannot be distinguished until all cells burnt out) into a capsule with its own oxygen supply and risk jeopardising a trillion dollar moon mission…unless of course Apple have tested the iPhone in space through the Van Allen belts…. 🤣 The “moon mission” was an experiment and you would remove all risks that could jeopardise it and an iPhone would be one.
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@Jennnyyyyyy However 36 also works:
L X L=16
L= 4,-4
L-T=2
T=2,-6
T=4, 36
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@RoadKillGorilla @FarmGirlCarrie He would have an enormous Vonschtukka!
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@FarmGirlCarrie "Abby who?"
"Abby... Normal."
"Abby Normal?"
"I'm almost sure that was the name"
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@FarmGirlCarrie @kellytx2 Nuke the site from orbit... It's the only way to be sure.
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@FarmGirlCarrie "Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
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@FarmGirlCarrie I appreciate the conversational hiatus during gustation…
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@FarmGirlCarrie Honey, bring us a pitcher every seven minutes until one of passes out, then bring one every ten minutes, OK👌
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@FarmGirlCarrie I coulda been going to a BBQ, and what the hell is that smell?!
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@FarmGirlCarrie You always told me; “When you’re in command, Command!”
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@FarmGirlCarrie "Teacher says everything a bell rings an angel get his wings." "That's right...atta boy Clarence!"
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