Zack Gardner

"We'll handle the copy internally"

@fussballgeekz Using Ai to make the visual sort of defeats the point...

@joelgolby He's no Finnish, he's 28 ffs etc.

i invented a really good game at the pub the other day: it's called 'Name A 28-Year-Old Footballer'. you and a mate try and name a footballer who is 28 without looking, then you check. the feeling of getting a hit is incomparable. Scott McTominay

@TheDrum @Nike @StevenBartlett A friend to all is a friend to none.

According to @Nike, it’s not the taking part that counts! 🏆 In their new campaign for the Olympics, they champion the message that “winning isn’t for everyone” - a stance that some deem to be “too harsh”. Interestingly, popular entrepreneur @StevenBartlett has commended Nike for standing against losing, showing support for this campaign. Share your thoughts with us 🤔 - was this a good move from Nike or simply too harsh? Hear what Fernando Desouches had to say on The Drum: lnkd.in/e4By4GRD. #Nike #Olympics #Olympics2024 #Marketing #Advertising

@seIfiedump You should say this doesn't apply to people with reading comprehension skills 😠🤬

she’s right n she should say it louder

@BBCScotlandNews Joni Mitchell was very clear on this

Kelso residents defend town's trademark cobbles bbc.in/3TuPfqf

@SamDiss @BritishGQ Duchovny is at least 47 there. "I do all those things why don't I look like that?". Enjoyed your article man 👌

@zgardner11 @BritishGQ AND FUCKING YET!

for @BritishGQ, i wrote about how (and why) it seems like every actor is built like a brick shithouse now. gq-magazine.co.uk/article/the-un…

@AdamCSharp Models are deposed

Right, this really is the last one (unless I think of more!)... When matadors are sacked, it is unavoidable

When mink coat sellers are sacked, they are deferred

@ChampOfChamps The table behind them is absolutely gigantic!

📺 2021 Champion of Champions Judd Trump caught up with Stephen Hendry ahead of his campaign to recapture the trophy #Cazoo | #ChampOfChamps

@ScotRail Your new watch looks sick 🤙

Heavy and persistent rainfall will affect parts of western Scotland today, falling onto already saturated grounds. Take care when out and about and please check your journey prior to travelling on our mobile app or JourneyCheck... oh and don't forget your brolly. ☔

"Ouch." - Adele, 2023

@BBCSport I remember picturing the day this tweet would be posted with the wrong image

BBC Sport wants to hear about your memories of that special day 💬👇 #BBCTennis

@fitbatweets @Barcajim3 I remember Darren Fletcher scoring an absolute screamer as consolation in the ‘Why Always Me’ game.

This has got me thinking - does a great goal have to be in the context of a meaningful win? Are there any all time greats that were mere consolations or does that preclude a goal from being great? Could debate this with @Barcajim3 over Archie Gemmill ‘78.

@ESPNFC 2 of them never won the CL either

Best player to never win a Ballon d'Or? 🏆

Campaign to rename ‘The Fear’ to Birra Regretti

@fesshole Do your dishes though

Hate people who put up signs like "please wash your dishes" in the office. It's preemptory nagging. So I put up a sign "No Placing Of Unauthorised Signs - You Know Who You Are" with a company stamp and fake signature. It did the trick

@Wimbledon ground staff as soon as the players start using the courts:

@BeardedGenius All fun and games until he finds his car keys…again

at 180 for 20 mins