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high school musical 4: into the multiverse

@hcsrih @eggshellfriend

just quit my job today

@Senn_Spud 666th like

Beer store Beer man: sorry brother. We’re out of beer Me: no worries Then I run at the wall with my head down and break my neck. My phone dings in my pocket. {text from dad}: did you get them {text from dad}: the brewskis

Just having a great time looking at pictures of jack johnson on google

Moss collectors in the house tonight

Every morning I get up and dress my bitmoji then my mom helps me actually get dressed

Isn’t it crazy that the record for the second longest yeah boi ever was set by John Wilkes Both on the SAME day that Abraham Lincoln was assassinated?🥸think about it

fucked up thinking about the croods 2

Swag nation just called, they want the time I spent crying in Target’s bathroom back

Just got cyber bullied, signing off for the night

Sears R Us

Me: “hey siri” Siri: *silence* Me: “Ok”

it’s called a small vocabulary, look it up

@JoshSouth6 how familiar are u with the high school musical universe

first base is me poorly explaining the russian sleep experiments to u for 15 minutes

@crishaakon that wasn’t his real name??

There was this dude at my high school who exclusively went by the nickname Skittles. If I see him again do I call him skittles or by his real name? Like can I call a grown man skittles?

@slimy_sylvie u blocked me, remember?

@zimplezack you’re gonna have to check my costar :/

checking costar to see how my exes are doing