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COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

We lost Freddie Mercury on November 24, 1991... but he left us this.

@vincekearney @TVconormac @rtenews Some disappointment coming then

Judge would be 'disappointed' if Donaldson trial delayed via @RTENews rte.ie/news/ulster/20…

Trump: I took three cognitive tests. They are hard. Many people in this room couldn’t ace them. The first question is you have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a what's another good, a squirrel, OK? Which is the squirrel?

In 19 years, no evidence has emerged to support the claim that Madeleine #McCann was abducted, yet the narrative persists. Eddie and Keela’s alerts suggest that she didn’t leave 5A alive, raising serious questions. Follow the evidence. Honour her memory. mccannpjfiles.co.uk

@BelTel Sounds like an invite

The leader of the north Belfast synagogue has said he “wouldn’t be surprised” if an attack similar to recent incidents elsewhere in the UK happened locally. belfasttelegraph.co.uk/area/north-bel…

@AdamCrafton_ He's an Asshole

I’ve had several messages from people in the room, many of whom were scathing of the lack of political nous and the level of vanity shown by Infantino here. Yet the same room will re-elect him next year.

@henrywinter Same colour as Trump

Scott Parker and Burnley had to part ways. Slightly strange timing now with four games remaining – poor financial accounts just out? Been drifting since November, arguably could have gone then. Fans had turned on Parker, although still grateful for last season’s promotion and the 100-point season. Needed better football and more of a connection with fans. Burnley’s plight it’s not just down to Parker. James Trafford exit damaging, players not good enough, squad needs clear-out, then investment, smarter singings. Parker will doubtless pick up a decent job in the Championship – and do well. He’s just the type of manager that Burnley would have gone for having been relegated. 10 Premier League managers have left their jobs this season (+ five inc caretakers). 12 when Iraola and Glasner move, possibly 13 depending on Carrick. Managerial merry/miserygoround. #twitterclarets

@MartienBall Hateful player

He “scanned” 35 times, and every time the ball reached him… he passed backwards 😭

@williamcrawley Nothing about Casement Park though

The King’s speech to Congress was remarkably political. He reminded them of their constitutional role in limiting executive power, called for Ukraine support, defended NATO, challenged isolationism, celebrated inter-faith relations, and urged action on the climate crisis.

@StephenNolan Fantastic show

Don't forget ep 2 of Peelers is on BBC1 NI tonight at 1040pm , or all six eps of the series are on the BBC iPlayer now !

“Oh do you think he was referring to you” BRILLIANT

Vietnam War - Break on Through (To the Other Side) by The Doors

@FootballEra_ All think they are Film Stars end of every game

Something is seriously wrong at Arsenal. There are clear technical and tactical issues, and the players are trying to compensate for them with hard physical and mental labour — excessive running, intensity, passion, even shouting. At this stage of the season, when fatigue has already set in after putting their bodies on the line all year, they should simply be playing football. Instead, they’re using hard labour to cover up the poor football on display from a tactical and technical level, and that’s exactly why they now look physically and mentally exhausted. Meanwhile, Man City players aren’t relying on heavy physical or mental labour, they’re just playing football within a system that works. That’s why they look fresh, even in the middle of a title race that could come down to goal difference.

@Oamar_garo @atrupar Low bar

From: Iran is begging for negotiations so I'm sending Jared and Witkoff to: We're not sending anyone because we have all the cards. All within 24 hours. Iran kept saying they won't negotiate with Jared Kushner (who they correctly see as an agent of Israel) or with Witkoff (who they think is dumb). They want someone on Vance's level.

Trump: “I just cancelled the trip of my representatives going is Islamabad, Pakistan, to meet with the Iranians. Too much time wasted on traveling, too much work! Besides which, there is tremendous infighting and confusion within their ‘leadership.’ Nobody knows who is in charge, including them. Also, we have all the cards, they have none! If they want to talk, all they have to do is call!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

@markbird316 @softlxnar Freddie having fun

@zippyyu @softlxnar Go on ….

Only just realised at 28 years of age that Madonna’s like a prayer is about her giving a man head

I watched this like 50 times

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'" Trump: "Right"

@mrdanwalker Used to be a brilliant show I don't watch women's football

Really sad to hear about the end of Football Focus. I loved that show growing up. I used to watch it every week with my dad and I remember how proud he was when I got the job. It was such a privilege to sit in the chair for 12 years, work with an amazing team on and off air and form so many lasting friendships. Saturdays were always special. The football landscape is constantly changing and it’s disappointing that there isn’t space for a show that has meant so much to so many people for so many years.