Zayin Krige

@altryne Yep I’m on $200 plan and it’s useless. Hitting limits so quickly

My feed is showing me a bunch of folks who tapped out their whole usage limits on Mon/Tue. Is this your experience? Please comment, I want to understand how widespread this is

this guy literally called this 11 days ago and this was thariq's response lol

You clean toilets on a yacht for 10 months of a year and come back to South Africa and “flex” by having fancy dinners for 2 months. Embarrassing

Introducing PoliceData ZA 🇿🇦 Free, open crime statistics dashboard for South Africa — built because SAPS publishes data as PDFs that nobody can actually use. CrimeStatsSA charges for this. Ours is free. policedata.online

We've added the ability to track multiple meters and water meter tracking

I just built electracker.online - just copy paste your bank electricity token messages and we'll track your spend and usage

@nikitabier Been waiting 5 weeks…. And this is for update. Not first release

iOS developers: How long is App Review taking for everyone these days? It is now taking longer to get our app approved than it is to build the actual features.

for a while i've had a slight fear that the bluetooth from my airpods could be frying my brain this weekend i pulled the raw data from a $30m government study of 1,679 mice blasted with cell phone radiation and reanalyzed it what i found was...not what I expected? 🧵

@unclebobmartin Congratulations you invented (again) SOLID

Two months ago, while working on my Empire game with AI, I had that quicksilver experience. When you push on a blob of mercury it slips out in some random direction. Every time I added a new feature some older feature would shift behavior. This was true even after I added unit tests and acceptance tests. The AI always took the path of least resistance on the current feature, and was willing to sacrifice older features. It would change tests, including acceptance tests in order to get the latest feature done. Telling the AI not to do that was ineffective. AIs are stochastic, and so are any rules you feed them. Rules _bias_ their behavior, but do not absolutely constrain it. When I call them out on breaking rules, they apologize and swear they won't do it again; but they can't really make that promise. They are, in the end, liars and cheats. The solution is to massively overconstrain them. Force them to write so many tests that changing a tested feature breaks many tests. They feel that force and retract the change. It's like peer pressure with a lot of peers. At the same time I reduce the chances for collateral damage by continuously forcing the AI to partition everything into small decoupled units. That way it is not easy to break one feature while implementing another. It also keeps the AI from getting confused by it's own messes. The final goal is semantic stability in the face of continuous development. The things that worked before keep working as they were; while newer things get added. This is a continuous effort. Acceptance tests, unit tests, TDD. Crap analysis, and mutation tests are run after a reasonable batch of changes and are tasked with reducing crap below 8, covering any untested behavior, and killing all surviving mutants. The size of the batch of changes is a judgement call. Too big and the analysis and repairs take a long time. Too small and the verification effort overwhelms the development effort. Side note. The mutation tests consume massive amounts of computer power. My cores are running full bore all the time; and that's even with differential mutation. There is something poetically just about this. The AIs require a massive amount of computer power to create. What they create for us takes a massive amount of computer power to keep stable.

In a continued effort to be transparent as a department, we want to take a moment to reach the younger audience. Squad. The weather be on fleek tonight, fr. NGL, be low-key ratchet to get too turnt and get in trouble with us, fam. Skibidi.

During an expedition to Zaire (now DR Congo) I sat on the steps of a bar looking out across a scene of utter chaos, mud, litter, poverty, rag clad natives, drunkards, prostitutes, AK47s and poverty when a Congolese sitting nearby called over a pygmy couple, man and wife, also in rags, little 4ft tall folks and told them to dance for me. They dutifully came and stood in front of me and began a strange little dance, a jig to the Kwasa Kwasa tunes blaring out from a blown speaker behind us. For about 30 seconds they writhed and jiggled in front of us while the larger Bantu folk rolled around laughing their asses off at the sight of them. Then one guy stood up and kicked the pygmy man who flew backwards into the red mud and the two little folk quickly scurried away to safety while everyone laughed uncontrollably at the scene. Just a fleeting little moment in time during a day in the Congo.

@Us_forceSnap x.com/justalexoki/st…

🇿🇦 A common phenomenon in South Africa is for large slums to appear overnight around middle-class or upmarket neighborhoods, causing crime in the area to skyrocket and property prices to collapse. Once someone has set up what is known as a "shack" or informal settlement and started living there, it becomes extremely difficult to remove that person. South African law protects these "homeowners" from eviction, even if they set up their new residence on someone else's property. The landowner has to apply to a court, which must consider whether eviction is "just and equitable," during which the court will consider factors such as whether children or elderly people are living there, a process which can take years.

iran told me america keeps bombing their ayatollahs so i asked how many ayatollahs they have and they said they just go to the mosque and get a new ayatollah afterwards so i said it sounds like they're just feeding ayatollahs to america and then their leadership started crying

@awesomekling Bluesky has been an incredible gift to the internet. Nobel-prize worthy achievement to induce such a successful a self-quarantining scheme.

Our jets never go on holiday ✈️

@ResistanceNewSA and his study was funded by Open Societies - ie - Soros... Imagine being funded by Soros and then calling people disinformation bots

The so called BS study you did only proved that the DA are demons who are willing to go to dictatorship level Nazi-gestapo tactics to retain power and to silence their voters. Oh, and that you are a dumbass libtard. Good talk! Now fuckoff🖕🏻

@endurancetry @Our_DA @helenzille @jsteenhuisen @Leon_Schreib @DeanMacpherson x.com/ZKrige/status/…

If there ever was an attempt to deflect their incompetence and spun something bizarre the DA are doing it here. What a load of thrash! Do they think we a stupid?? @Our_DA @helenzille @jsteenhuisen @Leon_Schreib @DeanMacpherson