zach o'lantern

@pipecork youtu.be/F9OZJgXE23A on repeat

life can keep throwing whatever more it wants to throw at me but it can't stop me from muttering "baller mode" under my breath every 3 minutes

oh to be a fat quail lounging on a rock in the park

when I unload the dishwasher without being asked

@bunnyhuunq My mom says they’re fine 🤷

@lil_miss_idk I’m personally an urban transect diagram guy. Love walking to a little appropriately zoned cafe

@kkshucko Among others

@zmillman lmao did u also miss one of the strongest SF shows for dance floor denizens

hell is your favorite DJs coming to town to play at the worst possible venues

@lil_miss_idk @jayprufr0ck Catching Ls over here 😔

LISTEN UP…IF YOU ARE A HATER, KEEP AT IT!

This Eric Adams news is really telling me who my true friends (appreciators of the horny emoji text) are

Apologies to the groom, bride, and menswear guy for the junk in my trunk

Recognition setting in that I’ve gained twenty pounds since I bought my suit in college

(suppressing weeb voice in manager meeting) ummm, there’s actually a Japanese term called nemawashi for that

My version of the white woman saying gracias at the taqueria is asking for pad kee mao when the menu says drunken noodles

@lil_miss_idk “She’s a great dog” “Don’t worry he’s friendly” “She’s not great at greeting people but otherwise very well behaved” Signs you’re in for a bad time

Sobering to learn that one of your favorite childhood restaurants has 3.1 stars on Yelp

wirecutter best god to follow

@olexpono I got fed up with all the coupling to vercel and ditched for Remix. They also had some laughable infra requirements (only public-web URLs for DB connection) that made it a non-starter for anything that would need to pass a security review

i appreciate what Ne**JS is trying to do but my god ... good luck deploying a performant app with it outside of v**cel