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nobody in this household has seen any delivery.

@I_choo_choo_u @Hermesparcels I’m not so sure, it was supposed to arrive between 12 and 2 but no dice. Had so many issues like this - a neighbour recently knocked at mine as apparently I’d taken in her parcel (which I’d never seen in my life). It’s wild.

Hi @Hermesparcels - this is not a signature or proof of delivery. It’s also not even 12:46 yet and nobody in this household has seen any delivery. In summary, where is my parcel?

@Chazzawatts @Hermesparcels I remember hearing about this! Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what has happened. My heart sinks every time I see it’s Hermes delivering a parcel to me, there’s an issue literally every time.

@Divefire @Hermesparcels This is the third time in the space of about a month that I’ve had issues with them. Can’t understand how they’re still in business when so many people have such poor experiences with their service.

@bennymcslats @Uber_Support Sadly it’s still lost somewhere in the aether! 😭

@ZoePabloSmith @Uber_Support But. Did you get sushi in the end? 🍣

Hey @Uber_Support, I’m confused. I’ve never asked for a refund or replacement of an item before, but “the nature, frequency and similarity of the complaints received are not indicative of the service we offer and are highly atypical of any one account”? I just wanted my sushi 😒

@firstclasstwat Jesus, you must have been raging! I’d have started throwing hands. And by that I mean probably passive aggressively tweeted Uber Support 😂

@ZoePabloSmith @Uber_Support Problem with UberEats is they use absolute reprobates. Bloke pulled up a few months ago and he was eating my chips out the bag on the passenger seat. Went back to JustEat shortly afterwards. 😂

@arronz82 @beatsbydreUK @Gymshark I dunno, I do ok. 🤷🏽‍♀️

squidward is the ultimate millennial icon -overeducated with a deadend job -works for a boomer obsessed with money -depressed -bi?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶

was so confused by my wife’s grocery list until I got to the store

@Noorin_x @doughnuttime_uk I have been, all day. It’s all that’s keeping me going. One week in and this is where I’m at 😂

@ZoePabloSmith Just think about the @doughnuttime_uk we’ll have after a horrible Monday sesh 🤪

It’s not truly a weight cut until you’re lying in bed in the middle of the night, unable to stop thinking about a sandwich you ate 5 years ago. Miss you, smoked chicken and tarragon from Blue Quail’s deli.

@PhillipaIkhile This is technically better cause you also get food

@ZoePabloSmith Just order a takeaway and have them get it 😂 ladbible.com/community/uk-s…

Million dollar idea: Uber but they come into your house and get the spider for you

@LLHallJ You’d have to hope you got a different guy every time. I’ve had the woeful situation of getting the same deliveroo driver twice in one night which felt like peak shame at the time, but retrospectively it could’ve been worse if he’d seen the inside of my house...

@ZoePabloSmith ME: “Thanks for coming over for the fifth time this week, I’ve no idea why they like living here so much.” SPUBER GUY: “No problem, now where is it, behind that box of old Playstation 2 games or under that newspaper from 2016?