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@AdamWeitsman Everyday is a clean slate

Work extra hard today to get some positive momentum going in your life.. you deserve it!!!

I am the most persecuted man on this website

The McDonald’s fries came out sizzling

@ChrisPappasNH Must be relaxing being this stupid.

The ACA was signed into law 16 years ago today, bringing health care coverage to millions of Americans. But now, 22 million Americans are struggling to afford health insurance because Donald Trump and Senate Republicans refused to extend the ACA tax credits, which could drive families into crippling debt. I won’t stand for these attacks because every American deserves access to high-quality, affordable health care.

@Nxn_nft123 @BoredApeYC Good luck with the sale sir that’s a great ape.

Going to be selling 1 of my 2 trippy apes, Hit me up in dms or offer straight away on OS, will only be responding to serious offers. opensea.io/item/ethereum/… This is the only ape I’m selling, so don’t feel bothered to ask for others. NXN

@ChrisJourdan Retail Reality Shows would be like bringing Jersey Shore back and im for it

@captfutureRIP @thepropgallery

@zonkoooo @thepropgallery 0

Every PFP collection outside of Punks resides at 5ETH or less Honestly which one can you see hitting 10ETH again? BAYC, Pudgy, Moonbirds? Or is it game over?

Am I retarded for saying the people questioning the fill spread on @Strategy buys are retarded?

@saylor Solo negocios

Strategy has acquired 1,031 BTC for ~$76.6 million at ~$74,326 per bitcoin. As of 3/22/2026, we hodl 762,099 $BTC acquired for ~$57.69 billion at ~$75,694 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

@MichaelAArouet Importing the welfare class and indentured slave labor are 2 separate events! Welfare class needs to take homes and slaves take the jobs. Nice 1-2 punch.

There are 1.1 million unemployed people in Germany, plus 1.8 million on permanent welfare. How exactly does Germany have a shortage of workers?

There’s only one NFT collection that’s on the wrong end of every joke. Bored Ape Yacht Club. This is because the apes are worldwide. Literally everyone knows what the ape is. Meanwhile every other NFT is just something aiming to achieve just that. I’m proud to be the ape.

india is like a more nefarious more retarded version of China but everyone treats them like an ally. Allies don’t steal livelihoods of everyday normal citizens. They want to extract like locusts whilst leaving your home raped. It’s their culture.

@hack1ge Congrats 🔥

I did a thing…

@hollasteve86 @BoredApeYC Congrats 🔥

I saw this MAYC and had to scoop it. Cheetah fur on the blue background 🤌🏼

@saylor @Strategy The Orange March Continues.

The Orange March Continues.

@jbondwagon Just put the fries in the bag man

4 years ago, @yugalabs raised $450Mn for their seed round with $4Bn valuation This seed round was led by @a16z and was participated by individuals like Mark Cuban, Snoop Dogg, Shaq, Gunna, Dez Bryant, & Steve Aoki 4 years later, I wonder how they feel about their investment? 🤔

@BAYCsalesbot Free

Ape #5428 bought for 8.88 ETH (18,794.96 USD) on Blur #BAYC #BoredApe blur.io/asset/0xbc4ca0… Memecoin launchpad on Base → Base.meme 🟦

@ZyroXBL @MrSavage Posting this is hilarious you just got dog walked

. @MrSavage never host another tourney in ur life ever again. U got kids playing like fucking 2024 peterbot hawking my ass down thinking they will make a single dime in ur shitty ass tournament. Someone find this kids @ I have a few words for him too

You can’t see me but I can you