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Trump: "We will pass the great healthcare plan. That's what it's called. The great healthcare plan."

“ 🇺🇸 has taken in $13 billion from Venezuela. where is that money going?” TRUMP: *gives a rambling, unclear answer that should make you wonder if the proceeds from the oil they pillaged from Venezuela went to him, his family, and his friends*

Trump: "I've done more for you than your parents, okay? Your parents are okay. I'm not gonna knock to your parents, but I have been better to you than your parents."

NEW: President Trump reveals that the White House has ordered 250 new Cadillac Escalades for the presidential motorcade. "Our guys are very spoiled. They like the Escalade. So do I." "We look sharp in those Escalades." Trump praises General Motors for making the vehicles, calling the company "great to deal with" as he highlights American-made manufacturing during his visit to Detroit.

BREAKING: A statement from the Office of the Attending Physician says Mitch McConnell "is not yet medically cleared to leave the rehab facility and return to the office." A photo from McConnell's office:

He’s mentally ill, and incompetent in every sense of the word. Almost everyone knows it, but few are willing to say it.

People can’t afford gas, groceries, rent, and healthcare and this is the weird embarrassing crap the official White House account is putting out.

Trump is having a mental health episode on social media right now. He’s been posting nonstop all day: 11:16 AM - AI photo of Kaitlan Collins as Dylan Mulvaney 11:43 AM - AI image attacking Bruce Springsteen 3:22 PM - An AI art installation of Trump throwing a ‘Trump 2028’ hat 3:23 PM - Photo of him standing next to a TV with Biden’s final Oval Office address playing 3:23 PM - AI art of him giving his speech at the WHCD 3:23 PM - AI photo of Chris Christie fighting Democrat Rep. Jerry Nadler 3:23 PM - AI image attacking Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert 3:24 PM - Trump 2028 poster that says “give the enemy nightmares.” Nobody is scared of him 3:24 PM - AI image attacking Rosie O’Donnell 3:25 PM - Fake movie poster of him in Star Trek 3:25 PM - Another Trump 2028 poster 3:31 PM - AI poster of the U.S. attacking Kharg Island in Iran 3:31 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker 3:32 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x2 3:33 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x3 3:47 PM - Posts an AI image of an Iranian ship being blown up 4:36 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x4 4:36 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x5 4:37 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x6 4:39 PM - AI image of him cosplaying as a Navy Commander 4:39 PM - AI image of him smoking a cigar wearing a Trump 2028 hat 4:40 PM - AI poster of him with founding fathers 4:41 PM - Poster of himself saying “the man who saved America” which couldn’t be further from the truth 4:41 PM - Weird photo of him standing behind a pillar 4:45 PM - AI image of himself saying “Guardians of the world” 4:47 PM - AI image of American jets saying “Guardian Angels of the world” 4:48 PM - Another AI photo of an Iranian ship being blown up 4:49 PM - AI image of himself saying “Guardians of the world” x2 4:52 PM - AI photo of lightning over the Capitol building saying “panic in DC” 4:53 PM - A photo of himself saying “plan trusted” 4:54 PM - AI image of an eagle and a jet saying “America is back” which certainly isn’t true 4:54 PM - AI photo of a beach saying “Trump’s America” which is ironic given that the image is fake lol 4:55 PM - Photo of him giving a speech 4:56 PM - Photo of himself pointing at members of his cabinet 4:57 PM - AI photo of himself and JFK 4:58 PM - Fake photo of himself wearing a pink Trump 2028 hat 4:59 PM - AI photo of a Trump 2028 mug surrounded by crying people 4:59 PM - Photo of him putting on his Trump 2028 hat at the WHCD 5:00 PM - Posts graph downplaying American casualties in Iran 5:01 PM - AI photo of an air filter between the United States and Canada 5:04 PM - Attacks Republican Senator John Thune 5:04 PM - AI image of him as a doctor 5:16 PM - Fake movie poster of him and George Washington in a time travel movie He’s insane. 25th Amendment NOW.