Jason VanWyden
230 posts
Jason VanWyden
@zynanalyst
washed up lax bro, gets overly agitated by tweets, enjoys all things chill
Canada Katılım Şubat 2025
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Orange soda is so fucking good. We got a lot of people out there sleeping on orange soda. Fanta, Sunkist, Orange Crush. I don’t even care which one, they’re all bringing it.
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Calling the race, after everything this weekend. Let it play out. The fans already missed so much. Ridiculous #NASCAR
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Race 1 and lesson 1 was holy fuck he got fucked by his pit crew. Is this gonna be a reoccurring feeling? Calling Hocevar fans
Jason VanWyden@zynanalyst
After recently getting into NASCAR, it’s taken me a while to find my home. I’ve decided to fully commit to @CarsonHocevar. Genuinely don’t think there’s another driver who embraces the need to survive at all costs. He’s so entertaining and what a story @NotNolan44
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@OhioTate Too much Mintzy business, not enough real business
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Looks like I should’ve tweeted this and not just posted on TikTok.
Gonna hurt when the College Football Content Creator rankings come out next year..
DIEGS@TexasDiegs
Incredible breakdown by @OhioTate on an insane series. The Texas Tech/Florida Softball Super Regional is what college sports is all about.
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@DanielKriete4 @JOEB388 Yes but how many fans are missing a race that would excited fans. This has been great race
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Amazon Prime has knocked it out of the park, I wish they could take FOX's Portion of the schedule as well #NASCAR
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Carson gets the wave around so only 1 lap down along with 6 other drivers
So you’re telling me there’s a chance ?
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Why the fuck is Earls and Joeys not looking at Cactus Club Miami and doing the exact same fucking thing
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Brought home a girl cat today. Need to name her. Current frontrunner is Freddie (after Anderson). Taking suggestions
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Jason VanWyden retweetledi
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“Oh boy these Toyotas are brawling it out”
Carson Hocevar subplot:
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Why does no one in the NBA just finally make him earn a foul. Fucking clock him. Punish him. No one will be upset with you. The crowd will cheer.
NBACentel@TheNBACentel
FOUL CALL ON DE’AARON FOX 😭
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12 hours of work and 30 beers later. All done.
Lieutenant Cornbread@LTCornbread69
Measure twice cut once motherfuckers
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I used to (during stage 1) pray for times like this. I love Carson Hocevar.
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@nickysmokess Hokum and Obsession are two movies in theatres that would’ve been a better watch than this
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