Tesla Absurdist 🇺🇦

As a species, we love a mirror

@soundstoryuk @ClaudiaBrucken1 Dream within a dream

Happy birthday #ClaudiaBrücken What are your favourite Propaganda, solo tracks and collaborations..?

@Lord_nikon0131 @n00dles71 @markandcharlie @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling I enjoy being a twat

@AbsurdistTesla @n00dles71 @markandcharlie @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling All of us? I have no idea, I’ve not met all of us but thanks for pointing out that you have no justification for your ranting and are just a twat. Ciao.

@markandcharlie @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling I really wish cyclists wouldn't ride two abreast and hold up traffic. Car drivers have important things to get done and can't spend an extra second waiting after all..... 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Pillar delete or nah? Cred: louc.tsla ig Kw_guzzler ig

@fesshole You need therapy.

I love my partner deeply. They use the wrong there/their/they're and whose/who's during dirty texts and I've never been more dry.

@elizableu Bwahahahaha

You can call me a simp or whatever you want I don’t care, pray for the safety of Elon Musk.

@EZebroni @Tesla Mine came with the car. What the fuck Tesla. Treat your customers with some fucking respect rather than rubes to shake down.

Nope. Not doing it. I’ll wait until you give them to me for free! @tesla

@fesshole If you’re that lonely, divorce her. Your marriage is obviously not nurturing in any way that matters.

Was seriously romantically involved with another woman for a few years and my wife found out. They talked on the telephone and ,surprisingly, got along & became friends. Now they're in a book club together and text every day - meanwhile I've never felt more lonesome.

@Lord_nikon0131 @n00dles71 @markandcharlie @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling This is getting fun. Ask yourself. Are all you all some of those tedious white male arsewipes that refuse to wear a helmet because freedom

@AbsurdistTesla @n00dles71 @markandcharlie @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling Ask yourself one question (and try to be objective). What delays you on your average journey, people on bikes or people in cars/lorries whatever.

@Lord_nikon0131 @n00dles71 @markandcharlie @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling Of course. And we happily sat behind them. But fucksake

@AbsurdistTesla @n00dles71 @markandcharlie @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling I’d say it was the oncoming traffic making it hard to pass, I mean, you should be on the other side of the road when overtaking anything so if you can’t because of the fear of a head on crash then you can’t overtake there, regardless how many abreast they are.

Discovered this copy of the Killing Moon in my tapes. I usually got copies for my own personal collection. This will be a rough mix with the original drums on. Before Pete replaced the kit using brushes. #bunnymen

@teslaownersSV Pretty dope. Love the front.

Dope or nope ?

@jeffvandermeer Bbbbbut it REAL Jeff

honestly if i follow you and you are retweeting *that thread* with no comment even... my finger, it doth tremble over the Block the Fool option

In a world where anyone can speak freely, who decides what is true?