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@Schandillia Peak cinema 🤣🤣

@Simi_2210_ 360

Only 1% can Answer It's challenging

@MarcDernier @BerBaCemRan @Jennnyyyyyy (9×2)+(9+2)=29 (5×5)+(5+5)=35 (8×4)+(8+4)=44

@BerBaCemRan @Jennnyyyyyy I don’t understand. 9+9 =18 2+2 =4 What means 9.2 ? How can you have 29 ?

What will be the missing number? 🤔 Difficulty - Hardest 😉

@Jennnyyyyyy (8×4)+(8+4) = 44 ✅

@aarohiyadav100 70÷(1/7) × 7 = 70×7×7 ( By BODMAS Rule, Division before Multiplication) =3430.

Brain test Can you solve? 🤔

@Jairam_Ramesh Dariye maat Pawan Ji. Hemant ji kuch nehi karenge aapko. Aap aa jaiye Assam. Dariye maat, Inquilab Zindabad

A direct message from my colleague Pawan Khera to the outgoing Assam CM

@Jairam_Ramesh I would like to take this opportunity to advise you to provide Khera with Painkillers and Coconut oil. He will need it both. FYI Assam has a huge supply of Bhuluka Baah for notorious Arses like pawan khera.

The deployment of a full army of police officials to arrest my colleague Pawan Khera for asking basic questions in the public interest proves that the Assam CM is disturbed, desperate, and rattled. This is not due process but instead a witch hunt, a bully using state machinery to muzzle and silence the voice of the Opposition that is exposing his many black deeds. Those who intimidate are the ones who are afraid and have much to hide. It also proves that the CM is facing imminent defeat.

@AbidkingB Answer: WHAT

@eurofounder The new generation forgot the main concept of business. Business is about selling a good or service and earning a net profit from it. Nowadays people are only interested in making their model look good on paper in terms of valuation while generating no income or profit.

Had lunch with an old university friend today He moved to San Francisco five years ago to "build a startup" First thing he said "we raised $10 million from VCs" "And how much profit did you make last year?" I asked "Oh we are not profitable yet" I put down my fork "So you have no revenue?" I asked "Well, we do have revenue, just no profits yet" I had to take a breath. Clearly America made him dumb "How can you have revenue when you are unprofitable? Revenue is profit, money is money!" I screamed at him "But revenue is not a prof-" I stood up and left I wanted to scream. American propaganda has rotted his brain His company is bankrupt and he doesn't even know it I called his mother that evening. She deserved to know the truth Her son is another victim of an American capitalist virus

@MayMayspeaks Penny's 5 children: January, February, March, April and What.

@MayMayspeaks What.

If you can earn ₹1 lakh per month remotely, move to your village. - Renovate your village home. - Buy things like a sofa, TV, internet, washing machine, dishwasher, and fridge. - Keep one house helper and give someone a job. - Buy some empty land at a low price, grow your own vegetables and fruits, and eat fresh food every day. - Buy one cow and take good care of her. Do not keep her tied on a hard floor. Let the calf drink milk and use extra fresh milk to make paneer, curd, and ghee. - Wake up to fresh air and natural sunlight. - Hear birds instead of traffic noise. Real happiness is not in big cities.

@MayMayspeaks Playing chess with lorraine

@Mishi_2210 Ethan got married when he was 25. Went on honeymoon and got his wife preggy in 3 months. His son was born in 9 months. He is now 25. So Ethan is 25+1+25 = 51 now.

99.9% will fail No Cheating

@savedemocracyI BJP का star प्रचारक श्री श्री श्री राहुल गांधी जी MCD के उपचुनाव का प्रचार करने नहीं आए, शायद इसीलिए वहा से एक कांग्रेसी जीत गया।

दिल्ली एमसीडी उपचुनाव कांग्रेस की बड़ी जीत के मायने🚨 बिहार चुनाव में शर्मनाक हार के बाद दिल्ली एमसीडी उपचुनाव कांग्रेस के लिए संजीवनी का काम किया। एमसीडी की जिन 12 सीटों पर उपचुनाव हुए उनमें से 9 सीटें पहले बीजेपी की थी,3 सीटें आप पार्टी का कब्जा था। कांग्रेस को इनमें से एक भी सीट नहीं मिली थी। संगम विहार सीट पर जीत से क्या कांग्रेस पार्टी को दिल्ली में संजीवनी मिलेगी? ये सवाल इसलिए भी अहम हो गया है क्योंकि कभी दिल्ली कांग्रेस पार्टी का गढ़ हुआ करती थी। यहां से दिवंगत शीला दीक्षित लगातार तीन बार सीएम रही थीं। एक सीट पर जीत भले ही सांकेतिक लग रही हो लेकिन कांग्रेस के कैडर में ये जीत जान भी फूंक सकती है। इस चुनाव में मुख्य मुकाबला बीजेपी और आप पार्टी के बीच ही माना जा रहा था लेकिन कांग्रेस ने इस बार के चुनाव में मुकाबले को त्रिकोणीय बना दिया है। कांग्रेस ने इन सभी 12 सीटों पर कैंडिडेट उतारा था। कांग्रेस संगम विहार वार्ड जीत कर कांग्रेस के लिए खाता खोला।

@haifah_er_abba 300

Only a mathematician can get it right.

The Govt of Assam welcomes the Election Commission of India’s decision to undertake a Special Revision of the electoral roll with 01.01.2026 as the qualifying date. This will help ensure clean, updated and accurate electoral rolls for all eligible citizens. Assam will extend full cooperation to the @ECISVEEP to complete the revision in a transparent and time-bound manner.

@shakeelNBT सारे भाजपा समर्थक चाहते है कि राहुल गांधी आजीवन कांग्रेस की नेतृत्व करे, आखिर भाजपा को हर इलेक्शन में जितवाने में उनकी भूमिका सराहनीय हैं।

डर कांग्रेस से ही है। प्रधानमंत्री उसमें विभाजन की उम्मीद कर रहे हैं तो भाजपा के बाकी समर्थक और मीडिया तेजस्वी की तारीफ करते हुए उन्हें कांग्रेस से दूर रहने की सलाह दे रहे हैं। राहुल ही नायक है। पटकथा मोदी की जीत की लिखी गई मगर फिल्म राहुल के चारों तरफ ही घूम रही है।

@Kap57608111 By 2029, Rahul will not even be the PM candidate

Rahul Gandhi has something BIG up his sleeves that he has made such a huge statement that will have huge ramifications on India's politics in the very near future ! 🎯 x.com/RavinderKapur2…

@sidd_sharma01 @RahulGandhi @yadavakhilesh @MamataOfficial @PawarSpeaks @uddhavthackeray @laluprasadrjd @mkstalin @pinarayivijayan @ArvindKejriwal This is hard work. Congress has no time for it. Vote Chori chillana hai ya Thailand me mojito peena hai toh batao.

Dear @RahulGandhi, @yadavakhilesh @MamataOfficial @PawarSpeaks @uddhavthackeray @laluprasadrjd @mkstalin @pinarayivijayan @ArvindKejriwal - Sorry if I missed anyone!!! ▪️ There were 90,712 Polling Stations in Bihar ▪️ ECI is supposed to preserve the Video Footages for 45 Days ▪️ Seek all the Video Footages from them ▪️ Deploy a team of 1 Lac People / Party Workers / Cadres to go through those Video footages at-least 10 times each ▪️ Tally the figures of Voter Turn Out as acclaimed by #ECI with those very footages on War Footing, basis ▪️ With an increase of meager 3.48% in Total Voters between 2020 and 2025 how can the Voter Turn Out % Jump by over 15% ▪️ Not a Single Constituency amongst 243 that saw a decline in Voter Turn Out Percentage - Very very hard to Digest #BiharElections #BiharElectionResults #VoterTurnOut #VoterTurnOutPercentage #15PercentJump

@GauravGogoiAsm INC did terribly in the Bihar election because their core votebank -MUSLIMS- ditched them and chose AIMIM instead. In Assam, eviction laws were brought by INC and they Miyas have realised that. Now their votes will shift to muslim party AIUDF & INC will do the same drama in Assam

People of Bihar have voted no doubt, but even they would not have voted for such a one sided assembly. Congratulations to the Election Commission and Gyanesh ji for defeating even the best exit pollsters. Looking at the exit poll vote share and the final vote share of different parties , there is not much difference. It points to the fact that targeted vote chori in selective seats can lead to a massive difference in the final outcome of the assembly. Media will continue to ask questions of the opposition and look for easy answers but they will not ask the real questions to the Election Commission. Meanwhile the opposition parties will continue to pursue the truth in order to protect the democracy of India and her Constitution. @RahulGandhi