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@same_old_Fritz @NUFC Lol you seen his goal did you? My 7 year old daughter could of saved it

@NUFC Huge victory for Man of the Match Isak too 😂

Huge victory for Anthony Elanga and Sweden in the early hours of this morning 🙌🇸🇪

@ElasticAss87 @AdamJoseph 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AdamJoseph In all fairness Bruno G isn’t half the player Kobbie is

I wonder if people are noticing what Kobbie Mainoo was able to do for Casemiro, because Bruno Guimarães has so far been unable to do the same thing.

@ChronicleNUFC The Moroccan forward looks alright, im not sure if thats who we are linked with but the guy scored 19 goals last season and has a similar profile to Isak......obvs not as good but who knows what Eddie could do for him?

⚠️Transfer latest ⚫️Munoz 'imminent' claim ⚪️NUFC cautious on deal ⚫️Moroccan star on radar ⚪️Gakpo shock chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

@ramadridi @NUFC7890 Now we've signed the French lad, id say its a weird signing, both young so not like one will be waiting in the wings for the other to retire

@NUFC7890 I don’t know why there’s all this hype around Trafford. He’s just an average keeper, maybe he could turn into a good one for us over time, but suddenly all the talk is about him like he’s the only option the team has. I really don’t care if he comes or stays.

From January and even up until April ish Newcastle had no intention to go back in for James Trafford. The word coming back was Newcastle will sign a young goalkeeper to challenge pope next season or, if a market opportunity got presented to them they would have a look, they ideally would of wanted a older head to come in too but Traffords availability… After watching Pope come back in for the Arsenal and Brighton games, Some at the club decided enough is enough with pope’s performances and decided they definitely needed a rebuild in that department. Pope lucky not to get sent off against Arsenal and was horrendous against Brighton. Again, club and Howe alluded to the spine of the Newcastle team and how important it was going forward. Newcastle thought Trafford was unattainable and would want a move to London or a team in Europe. They also didn’t really want to go in again after last summers saga. His reps had been in talks with Brighton, Tottenham and Aston Villa. The talk of Newcastle had no choice because “he had to go to city” is not true and Paul Mitchell didn’t “fuck it up”. Yes Mitchell low balled Burnley but Trafford signed for City 8 weeks after Mitchell left the club. Newcastle could have signed Trafford straight after Mitchell left and they didn’t. Trafford has told his reps to make the Newcastle move happen and will be guaranteed to play every week. He loves City but got promised to be number one so feels let down, Player side not a problem, all comes down to agreeing a fee with City. Aston Villa and Spurs 🇧🇪 have other ideas in goal & he even clapped all sections of the ground after city’s 2-0 win in the league cup semi final at SJP. Newcastle prepared to sell pope for a few million which has a lot of clubs on alert, Newcastle not happy it’s leaked out due to obvious reasons but 3rd time lucky, hopefully 🙏

@FPLPlonker Bruno G all day

@ Newcastle fans. Who’s the better midfielder between Bruno G & Tonali?

@elsdawg @anthonygordon @NUFC He's gonna be here.......hiding behind social media ready to tear someone down. Sad 🤡

@anthonygordon @NUFC you’re gonna flop so hard and i’m gonna be there

Thank you @NUFC 🖤🤍

@Viewbysamson @anthonygordon @NUFC It benefits the club in big ways, everyone's happy imo. It was getting to the point where Barnes had to play so we were shoehorning Gordon in upfront, which was unbalanced the team and stunting the growth of the other forwards

@anthonygordon @NUFC All the best Gordo lad

@FootyAccums TAA was a 70 million pound player, f the rest though

- Trent Alexander-Arnold - Andrew Robertson - Mo Salah - Ibrahima Konate These four key players have all left Liverpool for FREE in the last year. Not the best business from those in-charge of the Merseyside club 😳

@Amir52828992 @FrancisChipp Far from the only positive when we had champions league nights right up until March. I mean, you didnt even get to play on a thursday against a bunch of plumbers and scaffolders

@FrancisChipp It’s amusing that this win is the sole positive aspect you can discuss from your 38 games. Taking Embarrassment to a new level.

Almost as hilarious as being at our worst and still only needing 10 men on the pitch to beat the greatest Man Utd side of the 15 years.

@k_adebamowo @FrancisChipp 40 year old photo

@FrancisChipp Chat to Sunderland fans,United are are a number too big for you

@colinmufc2 @merciii69 Which won't be Man Utd

@merciii69 It ain’t a high bar tbf Won’t be long until Tonali and Bruno leave for a big club as well

It’s actually hilarious that ever season Newcastle’s apparent best players want out Gonna be another funny summer of them getting rejected when trying to sign players as well

@colinmufc2 I think you'll find its all paper talk and its actually a positive to have good players 🙄 people act like they know the toon but their entire opinion is based on the isak saga, before that we never had problems with players wanting to leave and we still dont.

@FrancisChipp I dont know how i put up with all the social media transfer nonsense, its insane. I'd love to go back to a time you relied on the back of the paper, when you still knew it was 90% bullshit but it was somewhat enjoyable bullshit.

@Michael13796102 @ChronicleNUFC @lee_ryder New keeper is the number 1 priority, excuse the pun

@ChronicleNUFC @lee_ryder Hahahaha a fckn keeper, awesome news for the fans, will look forward to a freebie or the last minute scramble on the scraps, shite from the club

🚨 Newcastle United close in on first summer signing after talks advance with goalkeeper ✍️| @lee_ryder chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

@gysgt_3BN6MAR @Damaan4u33 No one respects the USA these days, definitely not the country it once was

@Damaan4u33 Hey dumbass…the U.S. is more respected around the world than it has been since the early 80’s you cheesedick shitbird…Kamala as president LOL! Even you wouldn’t have your space anymore. It would chock full o’ smelly browns…

Do you agree with Matt McConaughey?

@theblaiirwitch The only horror on show is that kid trying to rap

Nobody appreciates this movie as much as I do. I'm a fan of underrated horror movies. Horror fans don't talk about this movie enough.

@NUFCEdge Big season for Harvey Barnes next year 🙌

16 goals and he still can’t get on the pitch for fucking deadbeats like Jacob Murphy 😡

@LokiLoKe3 @LukeEdwardsTele Liverpool didnt win one this season

@LukeEdwardsTele Don’t deserve European football after spending hundreds of millions but the clown who’s got us in this position deserves another season 👍 ps anyone can win a cup these days especially if you spend 750 million and don’t have any Europe to play in that year

Deserved to win that on the balance of play but missed too many chances and can’t defend a lead. Hall and Bruno (who was knackered) at fault for the equaliser but it’s brilliant play from Anderson. No European football next season. To be honest they don’t deserve it #nufc

@TRimamfyen Erig

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