Delusions of Candor

@SaltyBitch_52 How would a dock help you get a boat down a hill?

Say you live by the water on an incline but don’t have a dock for whatever reason. How do you get your boat down the hill? These people came up with a clever solution.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@Darkdarling00 Dr. Acula

Name a doctor you trust more than Dr. Jill Biden!!

@0xleegenz That’s not how tax brackets work, obviously. But, sentiment is real.

If you make $100k/yr from your job 24% federal tax 5% state tax =29% total tax 29% of the year = 106 days You’re literally working hard 106 days for free before you make any money for yourself and family Let that sink in

@ronsterd89 This brings back memories.

Copper wire, Got a few of these in a mixed bag at the thrift store. I already did an image search on Google with poor results. Evidently the image was interpreted as big? It’s about 3 inches tall from end to end. Both loops are hexagons. What is it and its purpose for existing? TIA!

@UofHockeyBlog That was the best.

Looker doesn’t miss a beat with a great line: “big collision…and Sklukinsky miraculously heals…”

@celinatruckstop A few of those guys need to see a doctor.

Congratulations to our Employee Nevaeh on breaking her February record for recovered Urine Jugs after finding nearly half a dozen jugs this morning, all which were confirmed by our Janitor to contain real urine. Nevaeh's find brings her to 58 total jugs for February, beating off her old record of 55. Nice job, sweaty!

@JeffMcC9767951 @AllieJade1 @IndianaGPA Because I’ll be parked in the garage and I can back out and clear the driveway at the same time

@AllieJade1 @IndianaGPA Why would u put the plow on the back

Why can't every car be fitted with one of these? 😛

@InterstellarUAP @EricBurlison @DrStevenGreer It’s hard to believe that advanced life would create interstellar craft, visit another planet, and crash there.

🚨 BOMBSHELL: Dr. Steven Greer just revealed on camera with Rep. Eric Burlison—there are TWO massive buried UFOs too big to move! One carved into mountains outside Seoul, South Korea (structure built around it). The other? Near Fort Sill, Oklahoma—with a SCIF built right over it to hide the craft! Clip from the full interview below. @RepEricBurlison @DrStevenGreer Do YOU believe these hidden UFOs exist? Yes or No—drop it below! 👇🛸 #UFO #UAP

Hey, @voiceofpaulral nice interview with coach this morning. Thought you might like this.

@sam_niac Those were simpler times

about to roll this shit and forget about her

0. Un-skippable previews on Blu-ray movies.

@MrPitbull07 $20

You’re at a restaurant, The bill is $72-how much are you tipping? I’m trying to prove a point.

@gr8fuljon @420matt9191 I came here to say this!

Best stoner movie of all time but it can't be Pineapple Express 🍍

@VladTheInflator They may be gaming the system a bit, but I would never deny a veteran any type of severance. They’ve put their lives on the line to keep the rest of us safe. They deserve everything they get and more.

it's a scam

@m__mckinney Lots of great bands in the world. My jam is Spafford.

‘Billy strings and phish are the only bands I will pay to see’ This is the type of person who spends all day online telling you your preferred jam band sucks.

@ChShersh Gatekeeping at its finest. Nice work.

To understand if you’re a good software developer, ask yourself: Can you implement a TCP server and client in pure C without using AI? If the answer is no, you have some work to do.

@sircalebhammer Your program is entertaining, but when your shtick involves being rude to your guests, you can expect some pushback.

Someone named d’Angelo made a disgusting hit piece on me. I’m responding to it live right now on YouTube… Come join!

@facetedcarapace Almost as tacky as being married five times.

maybe I am old fashioned but I think it's tacky and deeply embarrassing as a grown man to wear sneakers to your own wedding

@TheBTCTherapist @grok It’s on the internet, so it has to be true. Them’s the rules.

Hey @Grok, no fkn way this is real? Right?