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@GuidoFawkes Rachel from accounts should now be called "Rachel from Customer Service" because there's just NO getting through to her!

Reeves caught on hot mic speaking to an adviser as she leaves Mais lecture: "Happy?" "Yeah, really happy." At least someone is.

@JeremyClarkson Get some work done you slacker.

Wordle in two. My day is ruined.

@MartinSLewis What does everyone think about the BBC trying to get the licence fee added to council tax so everyone has to pay it. Is this legal??

Inheritance tax masterclass: how much is due & smart ways to reduce it (including the new pension rule, gift allowances & more). Plus what the energy price spike really means for bills. This & more in my latest pod... podcasts.APPLE.com/gb/podcast/the… open.SPOTIFY.com/show/6tsU1ycEN… BBC.co.uk/sounds/brand/p…

@afneil Is Sky Sabre no longer operational?

What ignorant, lazy tweeters who tweet anonymously behind ridiculous monikers don’t realise is that Iran has no missiles that could hit Britain. Even so, our lack of missile defences is a national scandal which Principal Skinner is doing nothing about, especially since top aide, Chancellor Krabappel, refuses to spend more on defence.

@disclosetv @grok how many Muslims live in Europe?

JUST IN - Iranian president Pezeshkian vows revenge, says the assassination of Khamenei is considered a declaration of war against Muslims.

@AskeBay Why am I getting this message? What do I do? It says not to pay for anything outside of eBay...

@WeAreWST @Sportsbetio If aliens came to Earth, said they'd destroy the planet unless we beat them in a one-frame snooker match... we'd be calling for John Higgins. That's why he's the best ever.

JOHN HIGGINS IS IN A 60TH RANKING FINAL! 🤯 The Wizard battled to a 6-5 win over Judd Trump in a decider. 🔥 Incredible late drama in Telford. @Sportsbetio | #PlayersChampionship

@WeAreWST @Sportsbetio He's a lucky lad. Couldn't Judd see the red in the middle bag, rather than play over the top of red? John played the same red into the middle later on.

@SeatfrogHelp Hi, I have a privilege rail pass which covers the whole of the UK. Can I upgrade to first class through your app? Obviously I won't have a booking reference, I only have a pass.

@GuidoFawkes Kier's Portage...

Caption Contest (Train Crash Edition) order-order.com/2026/02/20/cap…

@BalearicTour Hi, we in Menorca for the eclipse in August. Can you please post a map showing all the points on the island where we could see the horizon please? "Horizon" being where sky meets sea, because the sun will be very low in the sky, and even Mallorca might obscure the view. Thanks.

Mercat de l’Olivar in Palma (#Mallorca) 🧀🐟 🍷 More than just a market, it’s a place to taste, discover and enjoy fresh, high-quality products. Among its 100+ stalls, you’ll find everything from freshly caught fish to gourmet specialities, tapas and wines. 🍴

@Nigel_Farage @GBNEWS Yes and no. Would love to go back full time BUT, I can't afford the fuel, and the potholes would destroy my car, and more traffic on the road would mean it takes longer both ways.

Am I wrong about working from home? Join me live on @GBNEWS tonight at 7 PM to discuss.

@WeAreWST Not watching at all because there's ten TNT channels and not one of them showing the snooker!

Where in the WORLD are you watching from? 🌎 Zhao Xintong 🆚 Zhang Anda 📍 Kai Tak Sports Park, Hong Kong 🏆 World Grand Prix title, and £180,000. #WorldGrandPrix

@emmawolfzz Has anyone seen American Graffiti? Noticed how Emma looks amazingly like Cindy Williams?

Morning! ☀️ Happy Saturday, I hope everyone is having a good day! I'm going over the project notes and starting the editing process! ✨ Thank you to everyone who has been sending their notes! There's still time left for anyone who wants to join! 💌💖

@WeAreWST NOBODY beats Ali Carter 21 times out of 22..!

🗣️ "The best snooker player of all time." Ali Carter was full of praise for his opponent Ronnie O'Sullivan who he defeated for just the second time. Head to our replies for the full interview now 📷📺 #GermanMasters

@80s_Kidz Guessing Russell Crowe is Sean Connery?

First Images of Henry Cavill in ‘HIGHLANDER’ They better not mess this up! #Therecanbeonlyone

@Norsk2u @NBSaphierMD @MaryBowdenMD @SecKennedy Just found out that taking statins increases the likelihood of getting shingles. That's something they don't mention when they recommend going on statins!

@NBSaphierMD @MaryBowdenMD @SecKennedy Why are Cardiologists pushing flu shots, shingles shots so hard? I understand the statins push. Albeit don't agree. Not a lot of root cause and address fix. Get better naturally.

The overwhelming majority of mRNA shots are given at pharmacies, who have a clear financial incentive and no physician-patient relationship. @SecKennedy perhaps we can stop pharmacists from giving vaccines?

@tatiana_referee @BBCSport For televised matches like the Masters, where it's REALLY difficult to see whether it is a touching ball or not, the cameras can get an extreme close-up to check better. @WeAreWST

Gloves are ready, butterflies kicked in, can't wait to get started... #ilovesnooker #TheMasters @BBCSport

@WeAreWST @JohnstonesUK So the year is 2026... Or 20-"2-6".

IMPERIOUS FROM THE WORLD NO.1! Judd Trump hits three centuries in a 6-2 win over Ding Junhui! 🙌 #TheMasters | @johnstonesuk

@SoVeryBritish My cups of tea bring the boys to the back garden.

Please can we play a game of ‘change the song title to make it more British’? I’ll go first: ‘We Will Rock You’ becomes ‘We would like to rock you, if that’s okay with you? No problem if not!”. Your turn.