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@stacy_muur Well said. For months I've been trying to break into that 1% setting up AI powered bots, still with no luck. Backtesting and papertrading indicate huge ROI, but only losses Live trading. Casino is rigged

Unpopular opinion: Prediction markets are a casino with better UX. Two facts: • The top 1% of traders capture 75% of all profits. • Over 100,000 accounts have lost $1,000+ since early 2025 So if you don't know how to win the game, don't play it.

@JonFlynnREstats Yep. Just sold my house at 9% less than our original list, which is 15% less than last year prices

I’m pretty sure the spring market has already peaked.

@andyyy 💯

Just walked into the local country club pro shop, three guys talking about stock market ripping. On my flight, a guy was asking chatgpt why semiconductor stocks were doing so well. It’s time for crypto to have its time. Animal spirits are here.

@hosseeb I've been lucky and dogged several exploits over the years, but got fucked by Drift.

If you use crypto regularly, have you ever been successfully hacked, drained, address poisoned, or accidentally used a fake interface in a way that caused you to lose money? (Scams/rugs don't count)

@BullTheoryio Hmm I don't know, wish this could be true but me thinks most peeps are saving their dry powder to plow into the IPO's which will create a huge vacuum. Then the lofty IPO's will come crashing back down draining excess liquidity in the process.

THE RUSSELL 2000 JUST GAVE THE SAME SIGNAL THAT TRIGGERED EVERY MAJOR CRYPTO BULL RUN IN THE PAST. The Russell 2000 just broke out after consolidating for 64 months. That's the longest base in over 20 years. And it matters now more than ever. Q4 2012: Russell breaks out. 2013 crypto bull run follows. Q4 2016: Russell breaks out. 2017 crypto bull run follows. Q4 2020: Russell breaks out. 2021 crypto bull run follows. Q1 2026: Russell breaks out after a 64-month base. 17 months longer than any of the previous three. The Russell 2000 is a leading indicator of liquidity and risk appetite. When small caps rally, it means capital is flowing to risk-on assets. And no asset class is more risk-on than crypto. The length of this consolidation matters. It means liquidity was constrained for an unusually long time. April's 11% breakout is a signal that conditions have materially changed. This breakout has been building for a long time. The ISM Manufacturing PMI confirms the liquidity expansion. Crypto cycles have historically started 4-5 months after the PMI bottoms. It bottomed in June 2023 and just hit a 3.5 year high at 52.7. Small caps and the PMI are sending the same message. Liquidity is rising and risk appetite is returning. The setup for a new crypto cycle is here. And given the depth of the consolidation, the coming bull run could be equally powerful. Past performance is never a guarantee of future results. But the Russell 2000 has a strong track record of calling major shifts in the liquidity cycle. And liquidity is the fuel that powers crypto.

@BullTheoryio Do Elon and Dario even know about this?

BREAKING: ELON MUSK’S xAI SIGNS COMPUTE PARTNERSHIP WITH ANTHROPIC. xAI has reached an agreement to provide Anthropic with access to Colossus 1, the world's largest AI supercomputer featuring over 220,000 NVIDIA GPUs. The deal comes after a year of intense hostility. Musk previously called Anthropic "misanthropic and evil" and mocked CEO Dario Amodei with AI-generated images after the company was labeled a "supply chain risk" by the government.

Just tried this airdrop wrapped from @otomato_xyz 21 airdrops claimed. Top 0.24% of all hunters. Big up @HyperliquidX @ethena @ether_fi for the bags Claimed the legendary badge along the way. How hard did you farm? airdrop-wrapped.otomato.xyz

@BullTheoryio Meh, nothing to see here. Foreclosures are finally getting back to their pre-COVID lows and still way below long term average.

🚨THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS FOR AMERICAN ECONOMY. Nearly 119,000 American families lost their homes to foreclosure in just the first 3 months of 2026. That is a six year high and it is getting worse every single month. Foreclosure starts are up 20% year over year. Bank repossessions jumped 45% compared to a year ago. Bank repossessions are the most alarming number here. Banks do not take homes back until every other option has been exhausted. A 45% jump means a growing number of Americans have completely run out of options. This is happening because owning a home in America has become unaffordable even for people who already own one. Mortgage rates are above 7%. Property taxes are rising. Home insurance costs have doubled in many states. And wages have not kept up with any of it. People who bought homes at peak COVID prices cannot sell because prices have dropped, cannot refinance because rates are too high, and cannot afford the monthly carrying costs anymore. The S&P 500 is at an all time high. Corporate profits are surging. And 119,000 families lost their homes in a single quarter. When this many homeowners start losing their homes at the same time, banks absorb losses, consumer spending drops, neighborhoods deteriorate, and the broader economy starts feeling it from the bottom up. The 2008 crisis started the same way, not with a market crash, but with foreclosure data that everyone ignored until it was too late.

@tayvano_ @ImperiumPaper @zachxbt You and me both. With divorce lawyers at the very top of the list

@ImperiumPaper @zachxbt do not EVER chase a fucking payday off our fucking work you slimy little cocksucking pieces of fucking shit. i hate lawyers so fucking much holy fucking shit.

This is why the Arbitrum Security Council was not kind to the DAO. Lawyers for DPRK victims have now found a large pile of DPRK assets to seize to make good on a 2015 judgement against DPRK. It appears a restraining order prohibiting the transfer of funds will complicate the request to turn over the funds for Kelp recovery

@Birdyword @bcaresearch Fake chart, like there was any AI related imports before circa 2015

This has got to be the craziest chart in the world right now (via @bcaresearch)

@KobeissiLetter Nice, I'll send you my wallet address to send for safekeeping

BREAKING: US Treasury Secretary Bessent says the US has seized $450 million in Iranian cryptocurrency.

@Tablesalt13 Wow that's slightly more than I had to pay my divorce lawyer.

NEW: King Charles' 24 hour visit to Canada in May 2025 to read out Carney's throne speech cost taxpayers $109,853.54 per hour, per CTV News.

@phtevenstrong @reservoir_xyz Yeah it's truly unfair, Rob from InfiniFi is one of the best standup guys in the industry

Two teams unfairly impacted by the series of exploits despite having zero losses: 1) @reservoir_xyz: They've done everything right as far as de-risking during drama, exploits, squeezes, etc, but they were hit hard during Stream despite having zero losses from Stream or Elixir. 2) @infiniFi: They've also done exceptionally well de-risking during Resolv, rsETH, Stream, etc. They've never taken an NAV loss from an exploit. But because of the curation fallout, many of the leveraged siUSD positions became negative carry as people flew out of lending, pushing rates up. Their "no leverage" ethos kept them particularly well positioned during the Aavethena credit crunch. Both teams saw massive TVL flight despite having no losses on the books. Both teams continue to be highly concerned about risk, exposure, and yield. It's frustrating when teams who did practically everything right still lose significantly when industry exploits happen--especially when their exploit responses were commendable.

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@Geiger_Capital Seen a lot of these lately. Yesterday was for USVC

"I’m in Private Equity now" -Guy who just bought the USPE ETF

@duonine Yeah, heard them on the limitless podcast today. Was totally out of place and essentially just a pitch.

Naval's old tweets were pure life and market alpha. This tweet, however, is plain paid marketing which aims to use retail as exit liquidity. Insider VCs that are sitting on huge unrealized profits can't exit. So their idea is to dump those bags on retail which also can't exit.

@Tablesalt13 Yeah that'll never happen in Canada. They've already infiltrated the police with their own kind. They would let him go.

We need this group in Canada. Now. "Vijay Mundrathia was arrested by UK citizens after he allegedly attempted to sexually abuse a 13-year-old British girl. He told the girl, “I want to make you pregnant so I can stay in the UK.”

@CanadaFirst07 @Tablesalt13 💯

@Tablesalt13 How bout fuck these inbred rat fucks? Get these filthy anti Canadian fucks out

Crazy video from Woodstock Ont Group of youth come up on the house of another youth, who they accuse of pushing an old Sikh man I dont pretend to know what happened here, but I do know, when you corner someone like this 5 v 1, BAD things can happen.

@KobeissiLetter If true, then why isn't crypto following suit

This is unprecedented: The semiconductor sector, $SOX, has rallied +150% YoY, the strongest 1-year increase since the 2000 Dot-Com Bubble. This even surpasses the +100% surge during the recovery from the 2020 pandemic. $SOX has now closed higher for 18 consecutive trading sessions, the longest streak in history, overtaking the previous record of 15 days set in 2014. Historically, the performance of semiconductor stocks has been a leading indicator for the ISM Manufacturing PMI Index. If the relationship still holds, the Manufacturing PMI could surge to as high as 60 points, the highest level since 2021. Excluding 2021, that would be the highest reading in 22 years. US manufacturing may be on the verge of historic expansion.

@BullTheoryio Sounds quite familiar. 0xLaw of Stream Finance was touting on numerous podcasts that he never had a drawdown either, also had a black box handling a $93M of the AUM that suddenly disappeared.....

🚨 $600 MILLION IS MISSING FROM A HEDGE FUND AND NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT WENT. This is not the first time an auditor missed a fraud and they are already proposing even easier rules. David Choi ran a hedge fund called Mars FX. Wharton graduate. Worked at TPG Capital. Every credential you would want to see. The fund posted 19% returns every single year with zero losing months. Not one, Ever. That alone should have been the red flag. No legitimate fund in history has never had a single losing month. Markets go up and down, Every fund takes losses at some point. A fund that never loses money is not a good fund. It is a fund hiding something. Investors saw the returns and wired their money in anyway. By February 2024 Mars FX had collected $331 million in the US fund alone. Total exposure across all funds was close to $600 million. Here is where it gets worse. Novus, the firm managing the money, told investors their cash would go to a secret technology partner in the British Virgin Islands that would handle all the actual trading. They refused to name this partner. They called it "proprietary and sensitive." Investors handed over hundreds of millions of dollars to a fund that was sending it to a company they were not allowed to know the name of. That company later identified as TRFX, claims its platform stopped operating in 2022. Mars FX was raising hundreds of millions from investors in 2023 and 2024. The technology partner they were telling investors was running their trades says it had not been operational for two years. Now here is the Deloitte part. Deloitte is one of the four biggest audit firms in the world. They audited Mars FX every single year. They issued clean opinions every single year. According to the lawsuit filed against them, Deloitte signed off on the financials without independently verifying that the assets actually existed. The 2024 offering documents showed the technology partner was neither a licensed broker nor a regulated custodian. Deloitte's audit the same year noted no significant changes. $600 million is now missing. Lawsuits are open in three countries. The FBI and a grand jury in Manhattan are investigating. The SEC, CFTC, UK's Financial Conduct Authority and BVI regulators are all involved. One investor, a 70 year old small business owner from Arizona named CarolAnn Tutera, lost money in the GPB Capital fraud years ago and now lost money in Mars FX. She said: "I'm really fed up with finance guys on Wall Street." She was defrauded twice. Both times the system that was supposed to protect her failed completely. And this week, while this story was breaking, US regulators formally proposed eliminating filing requirements for smaller hedge funds and reducing disclosures for larger ones. They are also cutting enforcement staff at the agencies responsible for catching exactly this kind of fraud. $600 million missing. Auditor saw nothing, Regulator caught nothing And the government's response is to make the rules even easier for the next one. Nobody has been charged. Nobody knows where the money is. And the investors who lost everything are now being told to wait for a legal process that, with reduced enforcement staff and fewer disclosure requirements, has never been less equipped to help them.