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JUST IN: EU to push for crackdown on emojis that can be used to cover up “illegal speech”

Hey @elonmusk why is @grok constantly not available to use cause “high demand”. It’s quite annoying every time I pull up to use and I get this message. I don’t seem to have this problem with ChatGPT ever

This world was ripped from you so that boomers 401ks would go up during Covid.

@WallStreetApes At least get it right, that’s a Publix

American tried to order at Subway in Miami, Florida but unfortunately the workers don’t speak a word of English, or understand English He says to put the mayo on after toasting, they can’t understand him. They speak in Spanish to each other, then put the mayo on before toasting because they have no idea what he said We should not have to deal with this in America. Speaking English should be mandatory for all customer facing jobs

That’s true art

Hold them accountable!

@Prolotario1 Doesn’t help lower my gas at the pump …

Ladies & Gentlemen: I Present To You The Trump Card 🃏 • The bogeyman Iran threatens to close the straight. (No Ships) • The US calls their bluff, and closes it for them. (Big Balls) • All oil tankers go to Texas buy US oil instead. (Checkmate)

The bitcoin faucet is back. 04.06.26 btc.day

@AutismCapital Then why is gas going up?

🚨NEW: Trump says "We don't need oil from the Strait of Hormuz" and tells other countries that they need to figure it out, buy oil from the US, and "Take it themselves." "We don't need any oil from the Strait or Hormuz. We haven't taken any. We don't need it. The countries of the world who rely on that passage must take it and cherish it. We will be helpful but they should take the lead and take their oil that they desperately depend on." "For the countries who rely on that fuel buy oil from the United States, and two build up some delayed courage and go the strait and just TAKE IT!" "When this conflict is over the Strait will open up naturally."

@PeoplesReserve Can you refinance to unlock your bitcoin in say 7-10years?

Everyone’s excited about Bitcoin mortgages right now, but most of them still lock you into the same old 30-year debt trap. Plus, you have to deal with: > Higher rates (0.5–1.5% above normal) > Low 40% LTV (post $100K for $40K) > Rehypothecation? Bitcoin only helps you get in the house, not out of the mortgage. That's integration NOT innovation ❌ Here's better options: Self-Repaying Mortgage (SRM) > 100% LTV (1:1) require > 3-6% APR at 33% LTV > No liquidation risk Bitcoin Mortgage Reserve (BMR) > 500% LTV (20% of home price) > Turn $BTC into an equity engine > Wipe out debt in 9 years (30% CAGR) USE your Bitcoin! No margin calls. No rehypothecation. No liquidation risk. No decades of being stuck. Bitcoin isn’t just a way to buy a home anymore. It's access to the lowest interest rates. It’s fastest way to own home free & clear. Innovation > Integration ⚡ Build Wealth Smarter.

@elonmusk 480p what is this 2000?

Grok

@UziCryptoo Minimum wage $7.25

If the next 30 years are the same as the last... Here's how much life will cost by 2055: - Gallon of gas: $16 - Cup of coffee: $28 - New car: $218,165 - Average rent: $6,500 - Average house: $1.6 MILLION

@WallStreetMav Eat real ice cream and you’ll be fine

Carnivore diet for about 6 weeks. ✅ Lost 25 lbs ✅ Bloodwork looks great ✅ Celebrate with 2 scoops of ice cream tonight as a reward ❌ I feel like I have been poisoned.

@PeoplesReserve When the loan is completed, do you liquidated the escrow and BMR for cash to complete the loan? I wouldn’t be getting back the Sats in escrow?

@CryptoBeachBum The balance of sats stays the same.

For years, Bitcoiners have heard the same line: "You can’t live in your Bitcoin." That perspective limits you to just two options. Sell your Bitcoin to buy a home… Or keep your Bitcoin and delay homeownership. We've created a third option. Bitcoin Powered Mortgages (BPM) A new framework for home financing that brings sound money into the housing system. Within the BPM umbrella lies a key innovation: Bitcoin Mortgage Insurance (BMI). Instead of simply protecting the lender, as traditional PMI does, BMI introduces a mortgage reserve that uses Bitcoin as a savings technology. Here’s the high-level idea: When buying a home, the borrower contributes BTC into a BMI escrow account. That Bitcoin acts as a reserve layer within the mortgage structure, helping secure the financing while remaining exposed to BTC’s asymmetric upside. Over time, that reserve powers an equity engine, significantly accelerating the timeline to full home ownership. You live in the home today, while your Bitcoin works in the background alongside your mortgage. Real estate provides stability. Bitcoin provides acceleration. Together, they provide a new path toward ownership and financial freedom. Take the next step: Integrate Bitcoin’s savings technology and transform how you achieve home ownership ⚡ Build Wealth Smarter.

@Pirat_Nation Need more team based RPG open world games

Battle Royale playtime dropped 27% in 2025. Fortnite -29% Apex Legends -24% Call of Duty -33% PUBG actually +2% Everyone’s migrating to sandbox/creative modes instead.

@moonpay $500 worth of diapers ! Yes please

💰 $2,500 BITCOIN GIVEAWAY 💰 5 winners get $500 in Bitcoin each on March 31. To enter: 1️⃣ Follow @moonpay 2️⃣ Like this post 3️⃣ RT to spread the love p.s. if we hit 300K followers before March 31, we’ll add another $1,000. Reply if you want to get MoonPaid 👇

@FranWalsh73 Probably less than 5% will contribute 5k, the 2.7m is a fantasy

Two parents. Same income. Same kid's age. One opens a Trump Account before April 15. One assumes it's only for newborns. By retirement: One has $2.7M. One has $0. Most parents don't know this account was built for kids already born. Here's everything you need to know: ↓

Starting March 1, ALL hourly employees earn a Bitcoin bonus of 21 cents per hour! 🧡 We also offer $1k contribution to Trump Accounts, supporting our employees ' children. 🇺🇸 We aim to be a Maximum-Wage Employer in our respective communities. We look to pay the best to obtain the best so we can give the best! We take care of our employees, who then take care of our customers, and the results take care of themselves!