Coconut Capital

@nerdcircus_ My co workers will never be the same 😄🐱

a material segment of the population became housecats during covid wfh kind of a permanent bias away from the adventure of life not entirely sure what it means, but if you look around you can see it everyday

Did Linkedin just figure out how to target job titles

Huge news for the lonely folks

@Pigeonomics > wanted to do banking but no one would even interview me > found out about this weird niche service no one knows about that involves working with the same co’s or the sponsors > networked into internship > recruited full time for a top firm providing said niche service

@jclarkson203 Lmao

@for_yield @rfkenmore 🧠

@rfkenmore It's not an aspirational brand, that's a cross partnership and they know exactly what they are doing here

Vuori is now styling with knockoff two-tone Rolex

Literally

@sellsidepleb Wow. Culture issues on Sell Side Pleb’s team

When I was very jr I hated when my boss would email and ask to get a deck or something from a company website knowing he could’ve gotten it faster himself. Now that the tables have turned, I understand….It’s because you can

How do I make an investment banking salary but ski all year

@TwannsWorld Ive been following along in the shadows, rooting for your unequivocal success

Introducing L/S Twann. 3 years ago I started this recruiting journey & we finally did it. Thank you to everyone who helped, supported, or exchanged ideas with me. We fucking did it.

the worst part about being self-made is having to learn tennis at 30 instead of 8

@rvc330 Guy mining . jpeg

buying powerball tickets is lowkey kind of addicting

@bottombucketaf If it makes you feel better, there’s people in the same industry making a lot less than you and hate it even more

I hate this industry so much. Not even sure why I got into it in the first place

@rvc330 No fucking way he actually did that super hilarious thing that was perfect for internet points

dude no way your intern did that 😂😂😂😂😂

@bottombucketaf 👨🏻‍🔬🧪

Ranking the prestige of the different company key performance stats by investing bank: EBITDA is Goldman Sachs, FCF (Adjusted EBITDA less Maintenance CAPEX) is Evercore, last 5 years (including 2025B) sales CAGR is William Blair, backlog through 2030 is DB no longer a BB 🤣 and t

@yourgirlmich @Vinny_Daniel0 Yep

@Vinny_Daniel0 @DiscountCapital was v early to this

Somebody just told me about the espresso tonic? Basically an americano with tonic water which sounds horrible but those are my two favorite things to drink during the day.

@for_yield Hard

Sister: What's going on, why are you on your phone? Work? Mom: Yeah was wondering same thing.. Wife: He's "monitoring the situation" Me: She's absolutely right

Brutal thread lol

@jclarkson203 @Miscountedcf I have MCF on find my and I can see he’s still outside surf lodge waiting to get in!! 😂😂 #Loser

Man I wish that Microsoft TEAMs DMs were down instead haha because then I wouldn't be getting comments about #REF!ing the model and so forth

@Fintechmommy Sry, must be someone else. carry on

@DiscountCapital No ? What the helly

Kitten have you been compliant today