Eh10bel

@ErlingRoIe Haaland is the type of player who, even now would be the first pick in ur team. But because he low key and not in Ucl anymore, he ain't in race.

51 goals and 9 assists for Haaland and only 1% chance of winning the Ballon d’Or. His own standards have made him so underrated

@sharpeye_wnl Stfu niqqa. Cheat first, then cry. No matter how hard, i personally don't believe in cheating at all. Jist accept u all r a bunch of dumassses

some crazy lore we had a test yesterday which according to the professor no one was supposed to pass. i exited the hall early after submitting but some guys at the back had phones with them. the teacher literally gave phd level questions to us and these guys solved it using gpt and sent the chat link in the unofficial gc mid test. 3 students who couldn’t cheat and were salty went to the professor’s cabin and showed him the unofficial gc and everything we talked about the teachers, literally even the stickers, rant and other stuff as well. the teacher was very very furious and he called another teacher whom we had talked about in the group and showed in the chat too now our yesterday’s test is canceled and both the teachers have scheduled another test of their respective subjects tomorrow morning and are not going to pass anyone literally why are some people so dumb, what is the meaning of showing personal gc to the teacher?

@LP7_305 This was 2018🤡. U would be playing Real Madrid with CR7 in final, not Tottenham

على طاري نصف نهائي الأبطال هذي اكثر مباراة غير منصفة في تاريخ الأبطال اللي لو انعادت 100 مرة راح يفوز فيها روما 100 مرة ناهيك عن العبث التحكيمي في المباراة وعدم احتساب ركلة جزاء لروما تخيلوا الفاينل ضد توتنهام كان حققنا اول تشامبيونز في تاريخنا 💔 x.com/peguy_tbn/stat…

@HelloVyom Lol, maybe u r8, chill

@Eh10bel are bhai tum sab har cheez ke peeche itta serious kyu ho jaate??? online padha and chodo bas??? ya fir har cheez ke peeche ek reasoning nikaalni hoti? kabhi kabhi mazak ko bs mazak tk lo zyada rnjoy kroge bhai

The final stage of unemployment is a PHD in India

@theMadridZone @La_SER As much as i don't like Pendu, he a generational baller. Mbappe n Vini n all can never come close.

🚨 STAT: During Cristiano Ronaldo’s tenure at Real Madrid, the club had NEVER scored below 80 goals by matchday 33. Since his departure, the club has only crossed the 70 goal mark once (23/24) by matchday 33. @La_SER

@PSGINT_ Bruh, no hype😂😂. Easily the most hyped game this season.

funny how its only madrid and barca fans saying this 🤣 accept it, football does not revolve around ur clubs and psg vs bayern is actually one of the most hyped semi finals in recent time

@GabbbarSingh I don't give a fuck about guys like u man. Physics and Maths at that level were the best thing i ever studied and i will always miss that phase. Never felt like those 10+ hours were a grind cause it was so much fun.

Thank god I am done with this phase of life :)

@Stephenkings_ U never watched ball with ur own eyes

@Eh10bel Ronaldo is not top 5, he’s top 10 or 15

Normally, it only looks like there’s a debate because people are farming engagement for social media money. In reality, there’s no debate at all. Ronaldo isn't even considered a top 5 player of all time. Any Messi fan still arguing about this… unless it's just to make money, is downplaying Messi's greatness.

@siddharthwv Niqqas be creating website and thinking they built the Colleseum. U are not him dumass

If you're in your 20s: Stop scrolling. Start building something. Talk about it online. Learn to write. Grow your personal brand. Be cringe. Make mistakes. Take big risks. One massive win in your 20s can set up the rest of your life.

@UTDTrey Uhmmmmm........🤡🤡🤡🤡

“Imagine what Bayern will do to Manchester United next season”

@OgSulp Someone pls arrest the person behind this account.

Hot take: Ousmane Dembele 2024-25 has had a better season than 2012 Messi

@Linahuaa "Banter Club", Current World champions btw

Indian people were more advanced than White people for over 90% of recorded history, according to the maximally truth-seeking Grok. But you never hear Indians talking shit like: "LOL- your greatest conqueror in history (who was genetically not even really related to you) shat his pants after barely defeating one of our random minor kings, and his army morale dropped so hard, it made him cry like a baby" Clinging to temporary historical Ws, and belittling others, leads to hubris. Hubris leads to underestimating the Vietnamese, the Afghans, the Iranians, the Chinese.... I remember when American billionaire Todd Boehly bought Chelsea Football Club and bragged about having far more advanced sports data science than the "backwards" Europeans. Now look at where Chelsea is- it's a super banter club. Stay humble. Learn from everyone.

@49off51 Ok, let's assume u r8 bro. Now u ask me whom I would like to meet in person, it's the right one every other day. Don't care if she 10th fail lol

woman on the left is the president of the country and an highly educated person while the person on the right is prolly a 10th fail idiot whos liked by gooners and gandus whos dont listening to bs

@eagleseyeinc Two ways to look at it man. I remember going out with my friends after many years. I thought, let's equally divide the shit. But them niqs started doing calculations for 20 mins. Annoying af honestly, but later i thought, not everyone that rich, they gotta watch what they spend.

the rich don't split bills, that's why they're richer than you. you go to a dinner & spend 30 minutes calculating who ate what, wealthy people just pick up the entire bill. no calculator, no awkwardness and give even more tips. one of my role model once taught me that the man who fights over small money will never be trusted with big money. cheap is the most expensive thing you can be, refuse to be cheap.

@jayjayr01 U guys surely ain't watch enuf ball if u think cr7 is just a poacher. I ain't no Pendu glazer, but only Messi was better than 2007-2016 Cr7. Now he turned into a poacher, but that's just a part of his career, not whole.

Hii, this is Gerd Müller… I scored goals at a ridiculous rate. Golden Boots, trophies, record numbers. Even a better goal ratio than your “GOAT”. In 1970, I even outscored Pelé at the World Cup… but he won Best Player because football then valued overall brilliance, not just numbers. Back in my era, respect was clear: Johan Cruyff, Pelé, Franz Beckenbauer… they were the magicians. I was the finisher. I accepted that. But something changed in the 21st century… A player like Cristiano Ronaldo comes along — similar role, similar scoring dominance — and suddenly that profile becomes “GOAT conversation level.” So I ask: Why were poachers like me never placed in that debate… but now the same goal-focused style is enough to define greatness? What changed… the player or the narrative?

@_onlyscott Carlos Tevez

Guess the player 👀 Very Hard

@siddharthwv Exactly. U get a heart attack and 30 and booom, never answer to a boss again!!

The price of being serious in your 20s: Late nights. Early mornings. No parties. People think you're weird. Parents think you're wasting time. Losing friends. Doubting yourself constantly. But the reward? You never answer to a boss again.

@ted_ryce It ain't elite, but i bet 80% of people can't do this.

Most men can't: • Do 5–10 pull-ups • Stay under ~20% body fat • Run a mile in under 8 minutes • Bench press their bodyweight • Squat their bodyweight for reps • Do 20–30 push-ups without stopping • Get up off the floor without using your hands • Sprint hard for 10–15 seconds without pulling something This isn’t elite fitness. This is basic.