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@therpalace @centristpeater

@centristpeater Source tells me Kaya is stable. Please god

Hawk tuah six seven on that thing

@planefag Hmmmm. Very wise

I just want to crawl into a deep, dark den, curl up and go go sleep till the spring. Or maybe longer.

An old logo I made

i call her homer the way shes making me simpson

theyre all slugs

@elusivegoomba i fucked around and lost a tip

you guys ever fuck around with an angle grinder?

sometimes your living the good life and you don’t even know it

@bootleghinata cracker of the week 🏆

@goblinodds The only real reason is legal consequences. Cars can be tools of lethal force if used negligently and its a tough pill to swallow if we’re tossing 10yo’s in jail for Vehicular Manslaughter cuz they were too busy watching Mr. Beast otw to school

my uber driver today was like "yeah my mom started teaching all her kids how to drive when they were 10 years old. first in parking lots. by 15 we were on the freeway" never considered this before but this is extremely based, why CANT kids drive

in da sweatshop on my grind shit

two door coupe. hoppin out like jack in the box

Something i hate: big fat rappers. Like go work a desk job or something tubby lol

@MikeSington Life imitates art

Georgia mother Brittany Patterson was arrested and hauled off to jail in front of her children for letting her 11-year-old son walk less than a mile into town, where just 370 people live. She was charged with reckless conduct, and faces one year in jail.

@coldhealing this one makes me mad

Sword/machete chase in London park

@Reuters Weaklings, all of you. I’ve achieved symbiosis with my aspartame cancer. I fuel it with Diet Coke mixed with Stevia and in return it gives me the answers to all my math exams.

Exclusive: Aspartame, one of the world's most common artificial sweeteners, is set to be declared a possible carcinogen next month by a leading global health body, pitting it against the food industry and regulators reut.rs/3XzfgWX

@r_saintier @PedderSophie @laprovence Its france. How underpaid could they possibly be

@PedderSophie @laprovence yeah, 13 offers for crappy underpaid jobs.

In Marseille Macron was derided yesterday for telling a resident whose son is out of work: "If you and I go around the old port together, I'm sure we can find 10 job offers" Last night @laprovence reporters went to the old port to test his claim of 10 job offers. They found 13

@LtCameron88 Idk man that’s what I had. The cutscene was the best part about booting up the game again. I’m disappointed