Ian Mellor

@BulbUK - your site is down, how do we submit meter readings?

If this gets 100 RTs I'll deploy a non-peer-reviewed change to our core routers at 5pm this Friday

RIP Stan Lee, you will be greatly missed. #stanlee

"Why don't you just run STP?" WHY DON'T YOU STOP PLUGGING IN CABLES THAT AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE

Anyone else have trouble logging into Google+ this morning?

My boss saw the pile of servers I took apart and this morning and asked me if my resume was up to date. I totally forgot to put this on there! He's always looking out for me. 😃

Doctors won’t make you healthy. Nutritionists won’t make you slim. Teachers won’t make you smart. Gurus won’t make you calm. Mentors won’t make you rich. Trainers won’t make you fit. Ultimately, you have to take responsibility. Save yourself.

My coworkers get praised for completing projects a week before their deadline, but I start a maintenance just four hours early and get chewed out. #unfair

Not once in my 20 year career have I seen a sales person held accountable for selling something that doesn’t exist. And yet I’ve seen countless engineers held accountable for not delivering something that was sold that didn’t exist. My single biggest frustration with our industry

The HPCSA are back for more. Take a minute to support @proftimnoakes - Sign the Petition! chn.ge/2EDrqsR via @UKChange

“I saw myself as a social runner and enjoyed the parties afterwards more than the running!” That was 1982. In 1989, 24 year old Frith van der Merwe shattered the women's down-run record to finish in 5:54:43. A record which still stands today #TBThursday #TheUltimateHumanRace

If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.

It is that time of the year again. For those who celebrate, Merry Christmas! For everyone else, enjoy the weekend.

Giving away 1 #Ledgernanos to a random person who like and retweets this #bitcoin #litecoin #CryptoCurrencies #wallet #btc #giveaway

I know it’s a little off-brand, but kids love it

After 50k hats, we will start selling The Boring Company flamethrower

bbc.com/news/world-asi… @greateranglia

@EONhelp called tonight and got a message saying lines will be open until 9pm, called back and lines closed at 8pm. Why lie to customers?