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Pitt ICE Agent Stan
Pitt ICE Agent Stan@md_eeznuts·
@MaxJordan_N Doesn’t change the fact that you’re a DEI admission. You could never get the scores that a white or Asian person needs to get into med school. Hell the fact that you’re an internist kinda proves that your scores are shit
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Max Jordan Nguemeni
Max Jordan Nguemeni@MaxJordan_N·
And I’m now a board certified internist and university professor. Cry more.
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antillajon
antillajon@antillajon·
@DrJesseMorse Bullshit. Complete bullshit. Nobody knows the accounting you guys fabricate - just ripping off the people of this country for 900k anesthesiologists and a massive admin cost.
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Jesse Morse, M.D.
Jesse Morse, M.D.@DrJesseMorse·
The reimbursement rate of Medicaid is less than the cost to provide that service to the patient. Meaning, for every Medicaid patient that a hospital treats they lose money on that patient. It’s like the hospital is actually paying the patient to be treated. A hospital that is predominantly treating Medicaid patients will never be profitable. In fact, Medicare is just about breaking even as well, traditionally speaking. The only way hospitals truly generate revenue is through private insurance companies. Also, hospitals have to dramatically overcharge so that by the time the final bill is settled, they can make a profit to be able to cover the Medicare and Medicaid patients. The current hospital system in the United States is unsustainable. With the upcoming significant expected financial changes, there’s going to be a lot of hospitals laying off employees and closing their doors.
NBC News@NBCNews

More than 400 hospitals across the U.S. are at high risk of closing or cutting services because of the Medicaid cuts in President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill,” according to an analysis from the progressive watchdog group Public Citizen. nbcnews.com/health/health-…

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Anish Moonka
Anish Moonka@anishmoonka·
The research behind this is wild. If you played Pokémon as a kid, you have a tiny region in your brain that exists only because of Pokémon. Not a metaphor. Stanford put people in brain scanners and found it. The study was published in Nature Human Behavior in 2019. They scanned 11 adults who grew up glued to their Game Boys and 11 who never played. When they showed both groups images of the original 151, the players' brains lit up in one specific spot every time. Same spot across all 11 people. The non-players showed zero response. That spot is a little fold in the back of your brain that normally processes things like animal shapes and cartoon faces. In the Pokémon players, a chunk of it had been permanently reassigned. Their brains carved out a Pokémon department sometime around age 6 or 7 and just never took it down. And the reason it ended up in the same place in everyone's brain comes down to the Game Boy itself. The screen was 2.6 inches. Every kid held it at roughly the same distance. So those 151 characters hit the exact same patch of each kid's retina, thousands of times, during the years when the brain is still soft enough to reorganize itself. Where an image hits your retina in childhood is what tells your brain where to build the wiring. Reading works the same way. Humans invented writing about 5,000 years ago. There's zero evolutionary reason for a brain region dedicated to recognizing words. But every person who learns to read grows one, roughly the size of a dime, in the same part of the brain. Brain-imaging research from 2018 actually watched it appear in children's heads as they learned their letters. It grew by quietly taking over nearby tissue that wasn't doing much yet. Stanford published a follow-up this year showing this region is way smaller or missing entirely in kids with dyslexia, and that 8 weeks of intense reading practice physically grew it back. London taxi drivers show the same thing in a completely different part of the brain. Brain scans from a 2000 study found the region that stores mental maps had physically expanded, and the longer they'd been driving, the bigger it got. These drivers spend 3 to 4 years memorizing 25,000 streets before they get licensed. About half wash out. The common thread is childhood. Harvard researchers trained young monkeys to recognize new shapes and they developed brand-new brain regions in predictable locations. Adult monkeys trained on the same shapes never got those structural changes. The young brain wires itself in a way the adult brain cannot replicate. If you're wondering whether a Pokémon patch in your brain means you lost something else, no. The region sits alongside your normal visual processing areas, not on top of them. Your brain has hundreds of millions of neurons in that zone alone. The lead author noted that every participant in the study had gone on to earn a PhD.
Fanatics Collect@FanaticsCollect

A Stanford study found that people who played Pokémon heavily as kids developed a small region of the brain that responds specifically to Pokémon characters. Researchers scanned adults who grew up playing on Game Boy and showed them images of Pokémon like Pikachu and Bulbasaur. Their brains lit up in the same exact spot, a consistent area in the visual cortex tied to recognizing specific categories of objects. The reason comes down to childhood. When you’re young, your brain is more flexible, and spending hours memorizing hundreds of similar-looking Pokémon essentially trained it to carve out space just for them. (via @Stanford)

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rebel1996
rebel1996@rebel1996·
@ChadMoran @brandenflasch Out of touch? A Toyota Corolla is an entry level economy sedan/car, $51,413 plus taxes and fees. You need $5100 cash down to get $866/month for 72 months! The Tesla looks like the mega bargain!
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@JessePeltan Nobody wants a stripped down car lmao if it’s not a premium it’s trash even the premium doesn fill like the 50k we paid for it rav 4 is better than this standard crap
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Jesse Peltan
Jesse Peltan@JessePeltan·
I don’t think people realize how affordable Teslas have gotten. A new Model Y is $530/month. (72 months)
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Troy@troy_berglund

@JessePeltan @elonmusk Remember when oil megacorps price gouged people to wishing they had a Tesla? The problem is that people who cant afford $5 gas cant afford an $1000+ a month payment for 84 months🤷‍♂️

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sirhighbreed@sirhighbreed·
I haven’t forgot some of y’all thought covid came from 5G.
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Cougar Larry
Cougar Larry@CougarLarry1984·
@WifeFinance @WilliamR561 Yes. It is a tradeoff. And why should the government be entitled to 40% of anybody’s income regardless of where they work?
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Anthony DiGiorgio, DO, MHA
Finished our taxes and came to a realization: In a two-physician household, one spouse's income is entirely confiscated by the government.
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Freedmans Journal
Freedmans Journal@FreedmanJournal·
Jason Cohen 🇺🇸@JasonJournoDC

🚨NEW: @JoeBorelliNYC PUMMELS Gavin Newsom as CNN Host Sara Sidner *repeatedly* runs cover for him🚨 BORELLI: "Is it right to call Gavin Newsom stupid? Yeah, why not? Trump gets called EVERY single name in the book." SIDNER: "But he’s the president!" BORELLI: "I think Gavin Newsom is STUPID because he’s made STUPID decisions .... and people FLEE his state continuously because of those policies." SIDNER: "It’s one of the BIGGEST economic powerhouses in this country!" BORELLI: "People have left that state and FLED because of those decisions. It’s FAIR and a GOOD criticism for Republicans to be pointing out that those policies are STUPID." @DailyCaller

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Doc Savage
Doc Savage@doc_is_sick·
@Nibiru1000 Bruh, she shat on Latino male voters. Those were the votes she needed Boo. Fucking. Hoo.
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Woodz 🇺🇸@Nibiru1000·
That school ain’t never coming, lol, but Dr. Umar is speaking facts. This should be a wake-up call to every Black politician who thinks they need the immigrant vote to win. Jasmin Crockett put immigrants first and still lost
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