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She didn’t want me at my bulk. She doesn’t deserve me on the cut
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Мullet Man 🇺🇸🌪️
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Мullet Man 🇺🇸🌪️
@Mullet_Simp
I live my life one quarter-pounder at a time.
Rent free in your head Entrou em Ocak 2021
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How it feels to see someone target their IG story towards you, but they are a manipulator so you don’t bite
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@midwestern_ope Except for one weekend when every airplane in the world is there
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Relationship this. Situationship that. No thanks, I’ll stick with my internship.
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@Arrogance_0024 You are French and Polish. Historically, I’d shut up when it comes military strategy.
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Lose all this to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
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The main character syndrome I get from sitting next to a plane window in the rain is insane
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This paired with the girl I let get away texting me at the same time.
Мullet Man 🇺🇸🌪️@Mullet_Simp
I just had the woman next to me on the plane cry because her fiancé left her a note in her purse. Lord, I want whatever kind of love this is.
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I just had the woman next to me on the plane cry because her fiancé left her a note in her purse. Lord, I want whatever kind of love this is.
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Peter was not remembered fondly. He sank, denied Christ before the rooster crowed, and lost a running race with John
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Hot take: Luke Combs only has one good song and it’s about tornadoes
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@virtualbnuy @PerryALPHA RIP Fleets. Gone but never forgotten
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@Mullet_Simp @realBlakeBeye I say we get the lovely couple a cat as a wedding present.
She'll love it.
Better, he'll have to clean the litter box for 20 years.
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I expect a total refund and a free first class seat on my next flight.
Unacceptable.
Fahad Naim@Fahadnaimb
Picture this: you're half-asleep on a Lufthansa flight when the cabin lights suddenly flip on. Turns out a big orange cat had escaped its carrier and decided to go exploring. Passengers stayed super quiet, flight attendants grabbed flashlights at first, and everyone teamed up to gently catch the fluffy escape artist without freaking it out. In the end, the cat was safe and the whole cabin handled it like pros.
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親愛なるアメリカのＸ民たちよ
これが日本で最も有名なKOMATSUの装甲ブルドーザー
モデル:75式ドーザー
Weaporize.com@weaporize
Dear Japanese X. This is America's favorite Komatsu Model: Kill Dozer
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13% of US Supreme Court justices write 52% of the retarded opinions
Mostly Peaceful Memes@MostlyPeaceful
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How did I end up at a table with frat sweethearts for a college I don’t go to in a city I don’t live in?
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