Not Jesus
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@ZacksJerryRig @karolineleavitt Well the vibe I’m getting now is maybe you made the electric wheelchair for your wife so you can fit an immobiliser so she can’t run away and leave you 😭
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@karolineleavitt Your baby has the same age gap with you as you do with your husband.
Think about that for a second.
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On May 1st, Viviana aka “Vivi” joined our family, and our hearts instantly exploded with love. 💕
She is perfect and healthy, and her big brother is joyfully adjusting to life with his new baby sister. We are enjoying every moment in our blissful newborn bubble.
Thank you to everyone who reached out with prayers during my pregnancy - I truly felt them throughout the entire experience. God is Good.🙏

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EXCLUSIVE VIDEO/PHOTOS: Meridian Hill/Malcolm X Park Fountains Flowing!! - Glorious: popville.com/2026/05/meridi…
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@YaDadsFav420 @yumidoriri Yeah even if energised you can lose a lot of interest in stuff versus being sober it’s like having adhd but less talkative
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@NotJesus43 @yumidoriri Idk if you realize how energizing sativa is to most people lmfao
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@IamSean95 @realgabe178 @MissJilianne Read it as if she’s talking to Elon’s dad as if he had dementia if you’re struggling to understand it 🙂
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@NotJesus43 @realgabe178 @MissJilianne I never refer to when I met my mother in 1995 because... hello? She birthed me. This is weird.
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@memechaotic He’s the guy on socials telling 40 year olds he’s been 17 for the last 5 years who also has a girlfriend 🤣
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@justalexoki When he walked on water it was to hide the tic tac UFO he was walking on
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imagine if Jesus was an alien and all the miracles and stuff was just alien stuff
Daily Mail US@Daily_MailUS
Religious leaders told 'prepare now' for UFO disclosure to unleash Bible-changing revelations
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