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@alphafox Water or what. Leak or bbq?

What would cause these weird ripples in my siding? 🧐

@JSandlak19 Bye Frank

Non Steroids it’s Bond.

@TemooTitan Pugs are abominations.

Dog vs pig...who won?

@KostkaJim @Tapirfluxx @imPascalNajadi Don’t worry, those taxpayer funds will end up financing Elon’s next big idea

@Tapirfluxx @imPascalNajadi I own an import company. It’s money from taxing my products point of entry into the United States. By far the biggest tax on the private sector ever.

🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP: They just found $31 billion! They said, 'Sir, we found $31 billion. We don't know why.' I said, is this a good or a bad find? This was a PLUS 31. We were used to finding negative 31 for the last 30 years. I said, 'check the TARIFF shelf.' Check it. He comes back 2 hours later - 'Sir, you were right. We have an additional $31 billion.' BILLION, not million, from tariffs. We're a WEALTHY nation again!

@Tapirfluxx @imPascalNajadi You believe anything this guy says? I have some oceanfront property in North Dakota I would like to sell you

@imPascalNajadi If that’s accurate, it’s a huge signal that trade policy is actually translating into real revenue. $31B isn’t small change,it’s structural impact on the economy. 🔥 Transparency matters though—would be good to see the breakdown behind the numbers.

@SenorWinki @HormuzLetter Trump is a complete retard who had no plan. I hope this gets worse for him,

@HormuzLetter Idiots.. just looking for a way to NOT sign this agreement. Trump’ been trying to get this signed at least 40 times. And while the world media makes fun of Trumps attempts we now know it’s the IRGC leadership that is refusing to sign and looking for any reason to delay.

BREAKING: Iran directly rejects Trump's new claim of a deal being signed tomorrow, saying the insistence on signing the deal on specifically Sunday is engineered around his own birthday, calling it a "propaganda event" that Trump is trying to turn into a unilateral "symbolic occasion" for himself, along with his UFC White House event, per Fars. The Iranian negotiating team says it "will not permit such a media and ceremonial manoeuvre," explicitly stating that the memorandum of understanding has not been finalized and no signing will happen.

@HormuzLetter @steeletalk lol

@MCarbonaraFL Fixing his mess. What a legend!

🚨 THE STRAIT IS BACK: President Trump delivers AGAIN, securing a peace deal that is expected to open the Strait of Hormuz TONIGHT. Promises made, PROMISES KEPT.

@WhiteHouse 20 minutes later

"The Deal is scheduled to get signed tomorrow, and immediately after it is signed, the Hormuz Strait is OPEN TO ALL." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@HRM_NANAA @IykeNwaObi Celebrate!

Only Geniuses Can Get it‼️

@cnnbrk 1 hour later

Trump says agreement with Iran is scheduled to be signed Sunday. Iran hasn't confirmed timing but said an "understanding" was reached on most issues. Follow live updates. cnn.it/3Qin5Bi

@PG_Lee_80s_Baby Nice texting with you again, Lee 🫶

One txt from My crush and I feel great.

@TylerhillCo @GarthMcKenzie “Dad, when you call someone a Jerk off, is that a swear?”

I have to stop cursing around my kids, I forgot my son snack at the house he said “this mother fucker here” 🤦🏽‍♂️😭

@MLBStats @MLB @Mariners His legs look gay

Since Bryce Miller's season debut on May 13th, his 1.54 ERA is lowest among AL pitchers (min. 25 IP) 🔱

@BuzzzStryker @CBSNews I know you’re not supposed to. It a visceral reaction

@PartPhil @CBSNews Officers must never strike handcuffed suspects. No excuses.

A Florida sheriff’s deputy is under review after video showed him striking a woman accused of spitting on him while she was handcuffed in the back of a patrol vehicle. The woman faces felony battery on a law enforcement officer and disorderly conduct charges.

@Colin_Dove @smoboy @jabo_vancouver @CavalryCanuck Google said 28

@smoboy @PartPhil @jabo_vancouver @CavalryCanuck Yep my guess would be late 30s early 40s

#Canucks fans: We want someone with experience. Richard Seeley hired to run Abbotsford: 8 years as a GM of an AHL franchise with an organization that just went through a rebuild. Some #Canucks fans: Not good enough. Clearly a cheap hire.

@smoboy @Colin_Dove @jabo_vancouver @CavalryCanuck He is now, but that account goes back to 2009. He would’ve been a teenager

@PartPhil @Colin_Dove @jabo_vancouver @CavalryCanuck Isn't Gillis' kid an adult?

@BertHuttVan Soccer match vs a day on a motor boat

Trudeau chose to go to the American game instead of the Canadian game 😭 Katy Perry ain’t worth that brah

@smoboy @Colin_Dove @jabo_vancouver @CavalryCanuck Too dialled in. No kid had that much time to listen to every single piece of Canucks content. Mike would’ve cut in off

@PartPhil @Colin_Dove @jabo_vancouver @CavalryCanuck Although I've heard Gillis' kid's name thrown around a time or 2.