Political HiJinx

@scs_real A little hot water, Dawn dish soap, and WD40 is how real men do it.

Just toss it in the dishwasher

@BuckeyeGsp @catturd2 South Park called this out 20 years ago.

@catturd2 Where the fuck were these teachers when I was in school?

There’s one of these everyday now.

アメリカ人よ！ 君たちの持っている拳銃を見せてくれ！！ 俺はワルサーPPKが好きだ。 もちろん、これはエアソフトのものだ。 もしも日本で市民の拳銃所持が許されるなら、本物を持ち歩きたいがな！

@Maga4liberty That was the lucky smoke. And it was verboten to take it if you were the one bumming a smoke.

Did you ever do this? Why????

The should put a statue of this kid in-front of the school. Absolute fucking legend

@KILLTOPARTY Remember Confucius say, “Man with hairy teeth usually lickity split.”

Lobster too buttery, wine too refined

@DrunkRepub There’s nothing worse than being with that person that’s so toxic for you that short of a restraining order you can’t stay away from them.

You know what they say: 78th time is a charm

@TheEXECUTlONER_ I was quoted $33,000 for a metal roof for my house and garage. I called an Amish community two counties away and they did it for me for $7,200 and had it done in less than 6 hours.

This woman couldn’t afford the price she was quoted for a new roof. So…..she did it herself. If you read the shingles package, it literally tells you how to install the underlayment & shingles on a roof. Nothing more motivating than saving a LARGE amount of money. Would you ever attempt this? 🤔 That is some tough labor.👏💯

@modernhistory Considering the Earth is a giant rock that weighs 13.1 septillion pounds, the only true threat would be our own star as it swells to consume it as I grows into a red dwarf billions of years from now.

What is the biggest threat to Earth??

@Mike_M_Klotz I built one of these when I was a kid.

Have you ever built or rebuilt an engine?

@WarPath2pt0 Anderson Manufacturing strikes again.

A little CLP should do the trick—

@ZOrtiz99 My grandmother used to smoke these. I ran out of my Marlboros once and bummed one of these from her. It was the most awful thing ever.

Doral

@SteCK1878 @ShannonMFHill Dear Japanese, This is how we drink Coke in America.

@ShannonMFHill If any of the Japanese are reading this, they should replace the peanuts with mentos and in the bottle not the glass. That’s what Americans do! 🤔

Who in the world puts peanuts in their coke? Is this a real thing? One of our Japanese friends posted about Americans doing this and I’ve literally never heard of it. 🤯

For fun

@TheRealDudja Any kid growing up in the 80s with Cinemax knows how awesome of a prison movie this was.

@autumnsdad1 Wow! Keren Woodward still looks pretty damn good.

I love Classic Rock but realize I have many younger followers..and since I graduated in 88 I grew up with 80s music.. what song do you think screams out 80s music? For me it’s Bananarama Cruel Summer What song do you think of when it comes to the 80s?

@ATRightMovies @NataliaNew5507

@TotalMotorcycle I usually go to the store to try on the brands sizes since none of them are universal. Then I buy online since the store rarely ever has the model I want.

Q. Where do you buy your helmets from? 1. Local store 2. Online store 3. Second hand 4. A mix of the above (1-3) 5. 5-finger discount 😲

@CNviolations Ever smelled chloroform before?

Let's hear it

They must have been Common Core math teachers. 2+1=4