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Ioana
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Former cat butler. Hobby Photographer. Anaesthetist.
Earth Entrou em Mayıs 2011
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@AlexanderKluge9 @Kali_im_Exil Älter werden ist normal… älter werden zu dürfen ist schön
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@Kali_im_Exil Mehr Schwimmbäder ohne Rentner.
Sie sollen in der ersten Linie Wellness machen und nicht mit ihren schrumperligen Leibern den Spaß verderben.
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@AndyM1928 @AchillsPenthe @KarolineGosling Your partly right in what you say. That’s mostly an answer to the American “we’re the best, our (choose) are the biggest, we can’t live without AC, Europe is failed”. Specially now… .
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I wasn't unwelcome, but there's an undercurrent of douchy comments that never end when you go there Vs. basically anywhere else. Here are some of the greatest hits:
Your president is evil [Bush and Trump]
Your temperature scale is stupid
Your measurements don't make sense
You're all fat and stupid
Your beer sucks
Your food sucks
You have too many guns
You drive on the wrong side of the road [Brits]
blah, blah, blah
I recognize that many times people are mostly joking when they say this stuff, but eventually you realize, they aren't really joking; they believe it. There's a general lack of curiosity or appreciation behind all of these.
It's no big deal. I have lots of legitimate European friends too and with them, these jokes are fun/funny, but hearing the same basic bitch complaints from random strangers is just tiring and dumb.
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The amount Europe hates America is beyond me as a German.
We literally copied everything from and about America.
America used to copy Europe, but that time is long gone. We now copy America, with everything.
Because, let's be honest, America is the best western society.
But the hate and arrogance of the Europeans towards America? Insane.
The majority of Europe, male or female, literally just act like jealous women at this point.
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@entrevinyes81 @eldebate_com For them to know how NATO works they actually should know what NATO is…
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🔴 ¿Por qué Estados Unidos se plantea suspender a España de la OTAN?
El Pentágono está planteando varias formas en las que EE. UU. sancione a los integrantes de la OTAN que no han apoyado las ofensivas norteamericanas en la guerra en Irán
Entre las alternativas —desgranadas en un correo interno— se encuentra una posible suspensión de España de la Alianza Atlántica

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@BiankaB12 @whittomd @globalistwoke @WarMonitor3 I can believe these people: are they just provoking, or trolls, are are they indeed that stupid or uneducated?
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@whittomd @globalistwoke @WarMonitor3 Let’s have this deal then - if you view treaties and legal contracts to be just silly words on a page, the rest of the world starts treating you by the same standard you just set.
We don’t honor even the contracts between individuals and businesses, because…words on a page. 🤷♀️
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@whittomd @globalistwoke @WarMonitor3 How to show how stupid and uneducated you are without saying it…
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@globalistwoke @WarMonitor3 It means that europeans look at everything in terms of words written on a page. Guess what. Words on a page don't mean jack shit.
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This is a general problem not just with Trump but any rw regime. They're too nice to adversaries, while getting zero sympathy in return. Just look at how EU made Orban's life miserable. Threatened Musk, Durov for not obeying woke Gestapo on censorship etc. And the vicious propaganda hitjobs by Leftist media vs any non left govts. From Salvador to India.
You think a Soros serf in White House will debate such things for months?! It will be day one tick off.
Spain must pay price for its pro terror policies.
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SCOOP! Internal Pentagon email details options to punish NATO allies who the US believes failed to support it in Iran war operations. Will post a link to my story later but US official says the options include:
* Suspending Spain from NATO alliance.
* Reassessing US diplomatic support for European "imperial possessions," to include Britain's claim to the Falkland Islands near Argentina
* Suspending "difficult" countries from important or prestigious positions at NATO
* No option to close U.S. bases in the email
* No option for withdrawing U.S. from the alliance in the email
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@ComingBackLife @Osint613 How to show everyone how stupid and uneducated you are without saying it
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@Osint613 Fuck em. Do it. They've never lifted a finger to help with their failed colonies in our hemisphere. Won't lift a finger to protect themselves in their own hemisphere.
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@RealMAGAtard @Osint613 America can do whatever it likes.
Spain contributes basically Nothing, America is about 90% of the Alliance.
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@chiaravonfa Es ist übergriffig und widerlich (und wir reden nicht von dumm)… es tut mir leid, dass du dir so BS anhören/lesen musst
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Wenn ich übrigens auf jedes
„Hey du bist Künstlerin, ich komm dann zu dir und du darfst (!) einen Akt von mir malen"
„Hey du bist Künstlerin, ich hätt gern einen Akt von mir, HoHo und du darfst (!) auch mit drauf"
„Hey du bist Künstlerin, ich hätt gern ein Bild von dir, besprechen wir das bei einem schönen romantischen Abendessen zu zweit"
„Hey du bist Künstlerin, ich bräuchte ein Bild für mein Schlafzimmer, kommst du zum Wand ausmessen zu mir ;) "
„Hey du bist Künstlerin, ich Galerist, hätte da eine Idee für eine Ausstellung, wollen wir das nach Geschäftsschluss bei mir zu Hause besprechen?"
„Hey du bist Künstlerin, hast du einen Freund,na eigentlich egal Haha, wir machen da so eine Party mit sexy Kleidung bei mir zu Hause in der Villa"
„Hey du bist Künstlerin, meine Frau und ich sammeln Kunst, magst du mal zu uns kommen, wir finden übrigens Swinger Clubs ganz toll und du gefällst uns"
„Hey du bist Künstlerin, ich kauf dir ein Bild ab, aber dafür erwarte ich dass wir richtig gute Freunde werden“
„Hey du bist Künstlerin, gibst du mir deine Telefonnummer- ich würd mich dann melden weil mir gefällt dieses Bild total gut:
gegen 3 Uhr: sms: Hey, noch wach.
Wo wohnst du denn. Lust?"
„Hey du bist Künstlerin, wenn du noch 5 Kilo abnimmst bist du vorzeigbar und ich stell dich ein paar wichtigen Leuten vor“
„Hey du bist Künstlerin, meine Freundin hat eine Dating Agentur für Scheichs, die ist immer auf der Suche nach interessanten Frauen, hättest du Interesse mit ihr in Dubai eine „Ausstellung“ bei einem Kunden und seinen Geschäftspartnern zu machen?“
in unterschiedlichen Varianten und die Liste lässt sich unendlich erweitern, 1 € bekommen hätte oder drauf eingegangen wäre, ich wäre reich und berühmt, oder irgendwo verbuddelt.
Welcome to the Dschungel
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@DoomScroling The vagina 😂😂😂
He never saw a woman, he doesn’t know how women “function” and how children are born!
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Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied.
In Italy:
- Walk into a bar and look at the guy
- Un caffe
- 30 seconds later it’s ready
- Shoot it
- Leave €1
- Walk out
In the US:
- Join a line
- Wait
- Order coffee
- Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it?
- $12.34
- Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip
- Tap phone
- ask where to send the invoice
- Wait again on a different line
- Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine
- get the coffee
- too hot, can't drink it
- finally at temperature
taste like shit
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@Africa_Dabra @Mr_Husky1 No. You want a window seat for your child, book one specifically like the other passenger did
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@Mr_Husky1 Sitting with a child engrossed with the view is a win for all passengers.
Having kid in window seat and you next to them, shields immediate passenger from restless child, and kids can prop themselves and sleep better
Win win win
Fucking give up the seat narcissistic people
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✈️ Imagine boarding a flight and settling into the seat you carefully selected and paid extra for, just to enjoy the view from the window. Minutes later, a mother with her crying child approaches and asks you to switch seats with the child. She's about to plead, as if giving in were your obligation.
You're about to get up, because you were raised to be kind. But then you remember: you've been enduring the child's constant crying for several minutes. You stop and think:
"Why should someone else have to put up with the tantrums of a child who barely knows me? Why give up what I worked hard to get just because?"
So you calmly reply:
"I'm sorry, I'd rather not move."
That's what Jennifer, a passenger on a flight in Brazil, did. She refused to give up her seat and was filmed without her consent by the boy's mother, who accused her of lacking empathy:
"I'm filming your face because it's disgusting that in the 21st century you have no empathy for a child."
Jennifer didn't insult anyone. She didn't react with anger. But the media exposure cost her dearly: she went viral, was publicly shamed, all for saying "no" to something that wasn't her responsibility.
Today, months later, Jennifer has decided to take action. She has sued the mother for defamation and emotional distress, and also the airline for failing to defend her against the harassment or intervene as they should have. According to her, the flight attendants even asked her to give in to the child's tantrum, which she considers inappropriate and unprofessional.
Jennifer isn't seeking revenge. She's seeking respect. She's seeking to set boundaries. Because saying no is also a right.
And this time, she might just win against the system that abandoned her.
What do you think? Did he defend himself justifiably? Or do you think he overreacted?

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In Praise of Being Told What We Can’t Eat
I used to find European regulations mildly embarrassing. The endless directives, the committees, the solemn deliberations about cucumber curvature. It seemed like a continent-wide exercise in missing the point.
Then I looked at what was actually in my food.
More than 10,000 chemicals are permitted in the American food supply.
Nearly 99 percent introduced since 2000 were approved not by the FDA, but by the food industry itself. 
Companies writing their own permission slips, essentially. The GRAS loophole, created in 1958, allows manufacturers to self-certify that their ingredients are safe. The EU has no equivalent.

The results are specific. BHT, used to extend shelf life in cereals and crackers, is banned in Europe over endocrine disruption concerns – which is why you will never find Wheat Thins here. 
Bovine growth hormone, linked to elevated cancer markers, is injected into American dairy cows and banned across the EU. Standard American milk contains it unless the label says otherwise.
Potassium bromate, a probable human carcinogen, is still used in American bread. 
This is not accident. Three of America’s biggest lobbying firms work for the food industry. Pepsi alone spends nine million dollars a year on lobbying. Incentives, working exactly as designed.
Europe chose the precautionary principle. Prove it is safe before it goes in. America chose the reverse. Things are safe until enough people are harmed to prove otherwise.
Throw in the right to repair, universal charging cables, and food labels a human being can actually parse – and what emerges is not bureaucratic overreach. It is a regulatory culture that decided to represent the person eating the food rather than the company selling it.
Critics can call that excessive. I call it civilization.
Stay connected,
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Genuine question for women who have close male "platonic" friends:
How do you deal with the knowledge that he probably finds you attractive and would, under the right conditions, happily let the relationships become sexual?
Do you just repress this knowledge? Secretly revel in it? Pretend he's asexual? What?
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