Wizard of Time & Speed

Want to feel better about your life? Want to gain control of the anxiety and stress? This is legitimate life advice, no buzzwords, no bullshit, no nonsense. This does work and will work for everyone. 1. Downsize assets not being used, it’s just stuff. 2. Reduce media consumption, media is poison. 3. Walk. Leave your phone at home, take time to think. 4. Cut ties with relationships that are predatory to you, you don’t need them. 5. Reduce talking the listen and observe more, this will open your mind. 6. Turn off the screens, they are distractions. 7. Breathe, it’s your only requirement. Wait just 30 days of doing this and you will know what life is to you, on your NEW terms.

@EndWokeness How can any reasonable person listen to this halfwit and take any of it seriously? Is Chicago populated by only retards?

Chicago Mayor Johnson demands that we call teen mobs "large gatherings" instead

I will never get the hype

@PoorChase @Intel_Dork Absolutely

@RedRabbitIdeas @Intel_Dork similar but in a lesser scope is the character of Sarah Connor. She has also a similar development. Docile, easygoing and funny....to highly trained killing machine, both against people and robots.

I will never not share this video. "Reasons Jim Cameron's Aliens is the best feminism movie ever made: -Leads men by positive example -Believable attributes -Acknowledges the importance of masculinity -Doesn't play the victim -Looks natural -Embraces motherhood -Appreciates a decent man -Doesn't lecture endlessly about moral superiority -Fights corruption and danger, not men" 10 reasons Jim Cameron's ALIENS is the best feminism movie ever made Rob... youtu.be/DYk_NTdEXFg?si… via @YouTube

@Bowtiedplayer Weren’t they also 1/64th indigenous nonbinary quadriplegic lesbian lumberjacks? I may be confusing separate news stories.

I'm literally shaking. Trump blew up a bridge in Iran that was transporting COVID booster shots to undocumented trans refugees who were protesting climate change This is literally Hitler Nazi fascism

@TheGriftReport Me tax. Me smile. Me good. Durp.

Green Party co-leader Zack Polanski wants to slash Britain’s motorway speed limit to just 55mph. The plan also includes hiking fuel tax, slashing parking spaces and forcing drivers to re-sit their test every five years. Greens say it will save fuel, cut accidents and make people switch to buses and trains. Tories slam it as “out of touch madness” and a full-blown war on motorists. This guy hasn't a clue has he?

@LoudOutside This is some solid gold satire. Next level.

Woman says a man needs to make at least $200,000/year to date her

@MindOfHeadking Nobody with a brain gives a shit. Nobody.

I’ve tried & tried but I still don’t understand the hype around this mid girl.

@MichaelAgwuart Very cool, great work. Would love to see you get into creating sculptures as well.

Not to brag, but i made this artwork completely from electronic waste

@maikpi70 @ManuelWisotzky @grok Please add more details to this story. Who are the people and the judge? Is there something else going on in the long term about this story?

#Niederlande Ein Migrant überfährt auf dem Fahrradweg mit seinem Auto eine Tochter, die Mutter und den Vater eines Mannes – alle drei sterben. Seine Strafe: 120 Stunden gemeinnützige Arbeit. 🙌 Als der Vater das Urteil hört, erleidet er einen Nervenzusammenbruch und wirft mit einem Stuhl auf die Richterin. Dafür erhält er 140 Stunden gemeinnützige Arbeit.

@TheGoldenDays Whichever one was bundled the highest at the lowest cost, so yes.

Which one did you use to burn CDs?

@drewexmachina @FrMiller @PrimeVideo Absolutely.

@RedRabbitIdeas @FrMiller @PrimeVideo It's funny that you refer to him as Hulk because, thinking about it, there's not a single role I've seen him in where I'd not rather have Ed Norton playing it

ya had me @PrimeVideo until i saw mark ruffalo... easy pass.

@TheDoctorLogos That is absolutely terrible, without reservation.

NBA Logo Redesign🏀❤️💙🤍 by zacdynes

@RinoTheBouncer Like E.T.

Agree or disagree? And if so, what games would you want?🚀

@CNviolations I have a difficult time harping on people having a non-narrative drive good time. She’s being earnest in a world that seems to lack that. Not my scene, but she’s happy so more power to her. Solid vibes.

Just gonna leave this here...

@danie786110 @TrailerPkMark @kim_gaetz Yikes dude, you sound very unhinged. That’s sad, perhaps you need an internet timeout to cool down, reflect a bit. I don’t know man, you need to chill.

@TrailerPkMark @kim_gaetz And a vote for the conservatives means selling your soul to zionist war mongering, baby killing, child raping pigs. I rather go bankrupt and suffer with DIGNITY

Pierre Poilievre's salary is $ 322,700 to criticize our country, PM Carney only gets $104,500 more than that to run our country. That's where the outrage needs to be !

@verbalriotshow Can anyone point to anything this screeching harpy has done that anyone actually gives a shit about?

To think Will Smith could've had Margo Robbie and a happy life... Just cause you're successful doesn't mean you're smart.

Atheists are not demanding anything. Some individuals are demanding this. Im an atheist and I don’t give a shit about bible verses on the packaging. Completely irrelevant to me. If the product is good I’ll enjoy it. Seriously, if some person who is an atheist says they want them removed, that’s on them. Atheists are not a collective group. We’re not a club, and we don’t meet to chat about anti-theism. Atheists are not some monolithic group tha share a hive mind.

Atheists are DEMANDING In-n-Out Burger, remove the Bible verses from their packaging. Owner, Lynsi Snyder, refuses and says the verses reflect her family's Christian values. Critics call the verses "exclusionary." Is Snyder being "exclusionary" or do you support her? ✝️

@Rightanglenews Nobody needs a god damn smart TV. Nobody, ever. It’s a trash tech idea with trash tech results. Trash tech carries the patina of ‘cool’ or ‘useful’ but is nothing of substance or quality. Trash tech.

BREAKING - Customers are shocked after discovering that $2,000 Samsung smart fridges are now displaying ads on their front screens, and disabling the ads results in fewer features.

@newdaynewlead @benryanwriter For Ze Virtue Points.

@benryanwriter “the last fun/useful social network” being bullied and harassed off the platform by lunatics but still have to say the line.

Queer editor James Ball declares Bluesky a “dying social network,” blaming aggressive censoriousness by Blueskyites of perceived ideological enemies: “There's a large cadre that basically cheers on chasing off any lib/centrist/academic who's the punchbag of the day. There's a culture of saying ‘fuck off back to X, then.’ And the anti- bedtime leftists set too much of the culture. “I don't know if it's fixable, especially as I think quite a lot of the people here don't *want* to fix it. But at the rate users are quitting they'll run out of targets soon enough, and the rest of us will lose what is – for a fair few of us I suspect – the last fun/useful social network. Sigh.”

Who could have ever guessed that reality denying gassed up echo chambers populated by degenerate wokies would devour itself into oblivion once ‘Ze Nazis’ weren’t around to brigade? Oh right, everyone with half a working braincell, that’s who. The left are predictable in that they will always eat their own over a long enough timeline.