My, my, my

@brianonhere Then when you get her home, you can do her chores for her. She’s sure to be all over you.

@MrStevenSteele @TrevorSheatz @pearlythingz So that’s what soyface looks like in profile.

@TrevorSheatz @pearlythingz A thousand words

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

@BlueSfaira @DrClownPhD Sheds

@DrClownPhD Who has hinges on the outside of an exterior door?

Bro, some of those tricks are legit really good!

@songpinganq @OderintMetuant @60Minutes As if the government would actually do a worthwhile thing with any extra money they get.

@OderintMetuant @60Minutes F.D.R put 94% tax on wealthy Americans. It's one reason why America was the top shipbuilding country, and won WW2. Nowadays i guess Elon Musk and Trump would never agree that again.

Shipyards desperately need welders, pipefitters, and other skilled workers. But this work is grueling and dangerous. cbsn.ws/4bIyP6O

@robertdoleary @Alexfeinberg @StefanMolyneux They are adequate when it comes to developing a nuclear bomb.

@Alexfeinberg @StefanMolyneux IQ isn’t the end all be all. Some of the highest IQ people are the most neurotic and most stunted people that don’t make good soldiers.

IQ is the key to war. Compare Iraq vs Iran. Iran has 4–5 million high IQ people vs. only ~300,000 in Iraq. At IQ 160+ - where wars are won - Iran has 10,000-15,000 vs. just a few hundred in Iraq. Since Iran is a dictatorship, it can force geniuses into the military. You're at war with super-villains.

@TrungTPhan He’s not getting the real Costco experience. That table should be absolutely filthy, like it would be for any other Costco customer.

Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). Legend.

@romanhelmetguy Money works because it is a proxy for a scarce thing (resources). If too much money is created, it ceases to be a proxy for scarce things and it stops working.

“If the banks can print as much money as possible, why do we have poverty?” 💀💀

@uncledoomer The therapist was obviously looking out for bro and doing him a solid.

are these instagram chicks finally starting to realize their "therapists" are just scamming them?

@DeanTTraining I’ve done this for 10 years now. Sustainable: 👍🏻

Damn near the PERFECT gym schedule Day 1: Upper A Day 2: Lower A Day 3: OFF Day 4: Upper B Day 5: Lower B Day 6: OFF Day 7: OFF This is both extremely sustainable and wildly effective Everything gets hit 2x per week This isn’t ALWAYS the best option but it OFTEN is

@zillowgonewild Once a fire starts in there, you have about 5 seconds to get out.

We have never said that before but here’s a near perfect midcentury log home (maybe we have never said that before?) in Olympia, WA and there is something about being surrounded by wood walls in the PNW that makes me want to move there ASAP?? CLFO $515,000

@rslavenmarriage I was a fan of Debut through Homogenic. After not hearing her for a dozen or so years, I heard a song and thought it was a Bjork parody. Turned out to be actual Bjork.

The worst part about having a Björk phase any point in life is having to unlike countless songs that come up on shuffle from her later period years later

@ishirubi @WillAttract ‘Your truth’ No need to have a conversation with someone who believes things like that.

You don't tell the (your) truth because you're a coward. Risking sleeping on the couch is really that bad? If you decide that's what's going to happen and you want to avoid something as adorable as that... That's a lack-of-courage problem. You stay silent because you feel threatened by imaginary/harmless things and then your system goes to dorsal shutdown. We also call it stonewalling or giving the cold shoulder. Sometimes it also has a gas lighting effect. Instead of connection you are using your body to attack (even anticipation of attack is attack) - it is separation, and with it tend to come guilt, anticipation of punishment, and other katabolic illusions about your safety, emotions, and the internal world of your partner. Risk the couch, say what you need to say. Then stay and hear her out - and sure, sometimes hearing her out means you'll say, "okay, I hear ya" when the answer is "I don't know why, but you're wrong." There's no reason to need to jump in and try to fix everything. Nothing real can be threatened.

"Why do men go silent during an argument?"

@aimaMK @bizlet7 When a journalist asks you a question, you can (should!) give the answer to any other question you rather they’d ask. Apparently, you can do this with one word answers too. Good to know.

Iranian officials giving a masterclass in dealing with Western media. 😂

@ATRightMovies This made me lol in the theater.

Type the year you turned 18 into the GIF bar and post the best GIF you see

@Gryph911 “Make the laundry soap”? What?

PSA for the guys. If you’ve never seen this it’s a real thing I have literally seen this happen live and in action.

@JebraFaushay The voice is waay more feminine than I expected.

This woman has a set of rules for ALL of the men in her life. This includes not driving to meet a man and not paying for anything, ever.

@Egroeg_Yornom @lamps_apple You and what empire are going to make that so?

@lamps_apple The time of Empires is over.

If the American Empire falls... and I want you to think about this... what empire are you comfortable living under? China? Russia? Give me a name. There isn't one. There's nobody. We are literally, and I mean this, the last hope for the entire world. Freedom. Prosperity. Technology like nobody's ever seen. Moon bases. Mars. Things that sound like science fiction but we're doing them, we're actually doing them right now. No other country. No other civilization. Us. And if we go dark... the whole world goes dark. Every corner of it. But here's the thing... We are not a people of darkness.

@AJA_Cortes Your Persian friends should be pressed into the military.

All my Persian friends are happy as can be the Mullahs are getting taken out and the IRGC being bombed into dust

@wesbury @stevenjayhova88 You were old enough to have little spare time and to have money to buy music when cassettes were a thing.

@stevenjayhova88 How about 1958?

Number 12 is weird. Who did that? I did everything else on this list.

@KMehrabi @VigilantFox Irrelevant. So, when are you going to ante up?

@SadCopter @VigilantFox This war was started by the regime when they killed tens of thousands of innocent Iranian civilians in January. That’s when we begged for assistance. You didn’t even notice that happened. So spare me your cocky holier than thou attitude. You are out of your depth.

Bill Maher apologizes to his liberal audience as he delivers this take on the “Iran war”: “This week, war. Did you hear about that thing?” “We bombed Iran, and it’s going on now. If you expected me to say I hate it, I don’t. Sorry.” “Sorry. And you cannot name one horrible thing that has happened in the Middle East in the last 50 years and not connect it to this fascist theocracy.” “Iranians all over the world are doing the Trump dance. Have you seen that? The whole world is j*rking off two guys at once now. It’s amazing.” [Plays clip of people doing the Trump dance]