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@currys A latte or flat white .. decaf depending on how many I’ve already had tha day

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Giveaway! I’m giving one lucky person the chance to pick one shelf of books from our Bertvent bookcase. Follow and repost by midday on Saturday 27th and I’ll pick someone at random! Which shelf will you choose? (UK only)

Would you like an early Christmas present? Would you like these pin badges? All you have to do is RT this tweet & I will select a winner one week from today. Good Luck.

We are excited to reveal that Sea Changes @britishlibrary is full to capacity re: in person tickets. Those still wanting to join us can attend online on Saturday for talks, flash fiction & keynotes (Scottish mermaids & Selkie fictions) #GothicMermaids Online ticket option below

@megawhelmed @helen_spirit1 @metpoliceuk Becuase she has been charged . This press release shows he’s been arrested that morning . Once Charged they can release his name.

So to confirm @metpoliceuk You detained & charged an occupant of the flat who was distressed that a random immigrant entered their property uninvited. A further occupant of the flat was blind & scared. You let him walk free only for him to go on to commit assault in Hackney?

@MaddieTvp Or I hope this email finds you before I do 🤣

@KatieMagnet Your Mot ? Good luck 🥰

Consent forms signed . Let's find out how bad it is x

@karenfthompson Yep had mine out and spent a couple of days in hospital . Main thing I remember was one of the other patients eating sugar puffs from inside her boiled egg at breakfast !

A question for all you Twits of a certain age.. When I was 10 I had my tonsils out, I remember being in a ward with a lot of other children having the same op Nearly everyone had their tonsils out in those days.. But nowadays they are really hesitant to do so Did you..?

@UmmLaura @fesshole Exactly what I was going to say but do you work at coffee shop/sainsburys 🤣

@fesshole “Oh! You look familiar, do you work at the Post office?”

My wife has a friend who's a semi famous actor, every time we have a BBQ or social event all my friends are under strict instructions not to recognise her, mainly because it drives her insane but also we have a sweep on how long before she name drops someone really famous.

@KatieMagnet Sending you both lots of love

Mr M has had a heart attack. Currently in critical care trying to stabilise. Please hold us in your thoughts.

@KatieMagnet Send him my love .

Home Mr M is comfortable and his ward is not that bad. Staff are lovely.

Idea for producers of Traitors. Don’t make them recruit new traitors . If they vote them all out , don’t say anything just have Claudia randomly pick names out of a hat to murder and sit back and watch the chaos #TheTraitorsUK

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow Get quote from someone else , ask to cancel , when asked why . I say got a cheaper quote. They usually match it :)

Today's poll in conjunction with @itvMLshow 8pm: Are you a call centre haggler? When your broadband, mobile, paid TV or breakdown cover nears the end of contract are you the type to haggle? Tell us your haggling successes or tips via #MartinLewis

@NJSimmondsbooks This is now the image I will have in my head any time an author does something diabolical in a book I’m reading 😊

I'm just thinking snow will make everything even worse. And my job is to make the lives of my characters even worse.

Should I set my next thriller over Christmas just because I like Christmas...even though it could be set any time of the year?

@SkyUK any reason my elderly mother has been without a landline phone for nearly 3 weeks after switching over to new router and signing up to a new contract with you ? No urgency or real concern from your support staff ..

@Devia512 @TTExulansic Or worried that she has not given correct treatment prior to that meeting . If it’s the main doctor and they have not declared they are transitioning maybe the doctor would have given different t treatment / drugs / advice for previous complaints / visits ..

Transmasculinized woman conceals her sex from her physician, then rages on the internet when the doctor had a visible reaction to finding out she'd been misled by a patient.

‘Tommy Robinson’ name is being thrown around a lot. He was the one who people *worship* for *exposing* grooming gangs right? Heres an observation… I was victim to a ‘grooming gangs’ for years. Alongside many different walks of life, race, religion, no matter who was in

Forget riots - why not compete in the The EDL-ympics! 🎾🥋🏓 A safe space to express your misdirected hatred 😃

@munyachawawa The most reliable source he’s ever used is mayonnaise… genius 😂

For anyone currently experiencing the Sunday blues, watch this video of some Whippet puppies playing 💛 We can also share the wonderful news that they have all found forever homes! 🐶 [Three Whippet puppies running around a field playing together and chasing each other.]